the wurld aint fare and i deserv lots more betr stuff then i get. mostli i deserv a gudd edutasion so i kan hav lotsa monie two liv gud and sav th wurld like i wanna.
i weasted twelve years of mi lyfe in skools and done gradueted. stil peple tell me i kant bearly read an rite. i kan but if i kant aint mi falt. its th falt of mi parnts and evrybudy elce. skool was reel hard and sumtimes i had to go irregardless of weather i wanted too or not. if i had been bourne mani years ago ida been a membr
of thys grup excep maibe thei wodn’t hav let mi joyn becaus thei coulda thout i wasn smrt enugh o sumfin. stupd jrks.
Know evn tho I wel kwalified i kant get no gud job like i deserv that pais lota of gud monie sew i kan liv lik i wanna no mater ho hard i tri. them kapitalysts wont gime ani and nither wl anibodi els. wifout lots monie i kant liv lik i wanna and mak the wurld a betr plac lik i wanna. its unfare.
therefor I dimand the folowyn:
two be sent to ani kolege of mi choyce and givn free tuytun, buks, fud, lotsa monie fur livin lik i wanna and a gud playce to liv four for years or hoevr longe it take mi to git thru. since im rel smrt an dont ned mor then a koleg degre aniwai it shudnt take mi two longue maibe jus a cupla yers.
to be aloud to do whatsoevyr i want whensoevr i so want and not two have nobodi interfre wif mi lyfe.
not too have two studi nothin i don want two and not too hav two studi nothin tuo hard.
two be aloud to study whatsoevyr i want, and whinevr, wearevyr, and howevir, i want.
not two be bothured with no grades and no dekadnt stuf lik thet.
to git graduated whn i sa im ready. them kolege techers dont no nuthin and r stuped.
to be garaunted a govrnmnt subsudie or at leest a hi payin job lik segretari (i kan tipe rel gud) o educasin o sumfin whn i graduated at leest $75000 each yer for startrs.
not too hav to pai no taxs for ten yers aftr i graduated. taxs on peple lik me r unfare.
thse nonnegotible demands is veri reasonabil and is mi guarantyud humen rites undr the konstituton.
thets all i dimand write no and i want all off thim write no. If i don’t get thim al write no ill go on a hungary stryke and thatll sho yo stupyd jyrks. When i get thim heres what ill mak hapyn:
th sees gonna stop getin hire.
th ayr wil b clen jus lik mi.
th clymat will stop changin.
peopel will vot jus lik i tel thm.
hohoho! neu stufs waa in and old stufs gotta go!