Category Archives: Big Bird

Iran and Khamenei probably never existed.


What can one write about when there’s nothing new and interesting? Here’s an idea for a new conspiracy theory: Iran and Supreme Leader Khamenei are imaginary, created to distract us from real problems by giving us somebody and something to … Continue reading

Posted in Al Gore, Antisemitism, Big Bird, Climate change, Conspiracy theories, Facts, Foreign policy, Freedom, Holocaust, Ideology, Islamists, John Kerry, Khamenei, Korans, Libruls, Muslims, Nuclear weapons, Obama, P5+1, Peace in our time, Satire, Snark, Unified State of Obama | Tagged , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Chicken Soup for the Soul. Or Something.


Here’s my recipe for chicken soup. Unlike the Obama Administration’s foreign policies, it’s hearty and┬ádigestible. A bit like them, the recipe requires a crock pot slow cooker. A statement from Mrs. Chicken: “Please! Eat more beef. Or pork. Or spinach. … Continue reading

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Government needs to get Bigger. Quickly.


There is far too much subversion for a small Government to handle. The Administration needs to be protected no matter how high the cost. Considering all the matters with which our grand and glorious Federal Government is forced to deal … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Benghazi, Big Bird, Constitution, Debt limit, Democrats, Free Press, free speech, Freedom, Global Warming, Good stuff for everone free, Insanity, Libruls, Obama Dream Order, Right wing conspiracy, Satire, Scotts ballads, United States | Tagged , , , , , , | 10 Comments

David Axelrod is Right: Government is too Big and Uncontrollable


President Obama, as usual, is blameless for any misfeasance and malfeasance of the Government he allegedly leads. Let’s make it easier for him by making it simpler and smaller. Due to the complexity and multiplicity of scandals increasingly enveloping the … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Abuse of Power, Axlerod, Big Bird, Congress, Conservatives, Constitution, Corruption, Debt limit, Democrats, Fiscal Cliff, Good stuff for everone free, health care, Humor, Insanity, Libruls, Obama, ObamaCare, Political class, Republicans, Satire, United States, White House | Tagged , , , , , | 4 Comments

Will Skeet Cause President Obama’s Downfall?


Until recently, we knew little about the evolution, life and death of skeet. A recent article now fills that great void. A scholarly treatise by Mr. Gary Abernathy, publisher of The Times-Gazette in Hillsboro, Ohio, deals with the evolution of … Continue reading

Posted in Big Bird, Camp David, Gun control, Humor, Obama, Satire, Skeet, United States | Tagged | 8 Comments

Let’s Make a Deal! Or Not.


Once upon a time, Let’s Make a Deal was a popular television show. Why not televise the “fiscal cliff” negotiations? According to the source of all true wisdom, Wikipedia, Let’s Make a Deal is a television game show which originated … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Biden, Big Bird, Boehner, Congress, Democracy, Democrats, Economics, Federal budget, Fiscal Cliff, Humor, Idiocy, Let's make a deal, Nonsense, Obama, Politics, Republicans, United States | Tagged | 3 Comments

President Obama to Confiscate all Privately Owned Weapons.


They can kill people unnecessarily, uncompassionately and unfairly unless possessed only by the proper authorities. Yesterday, deeply concerned about the end of the world predicted for today, I was faced with making a difficult decision: should I drink all of … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Biden, Big Bird, Constitution, Democracy, Executive Decree, free speech, Freedom, Freedom of religion, Government reliance, Humor, Insanity, Law, Libruls, Murder, Newtown massacre, Obama, Satire, TOTUS, United States, voting rights | Tagged , | 16 Comments

Obstructionists Must Yield so President Obama Doesn’t Eat First Dog Bo.


Unless obstructionists agree to raise taxes on the filthy rich and give President Obama authority to increase the debt ceiling unilaterally, He and his family will have to eat First Dog Bo. Not even House Speaker Boehner’s tears had persuaded … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Advertising, Big Bird, Bo, Boehner, Conservatives, Democracy, Democrats, Libruls, Obama, Politics, Satire, United States, War on Dogs | Tagged , , | 4 Comments

We’re Surrounded and that Simplifies the Problem.


At the Battle of Chosin Reservoir during the Korean Conflict, Marine Colonel (later Lt. General) Chesty Puller told his men “We’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. We’ve finally found him. We’re surrounded. That simplifies things.” We’re … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, 9-11, al Qaeda, Appeasement, Atomic bomb, Battle of Chosin Reservoir, Benghazi, Big Bird, Chesty Puller, China, Conservatives, Cultural differences, Debt limit, Democracy, Democrats, Dep't of Information, Department of Defense, Egypt, Elections, Free Press, Freedom, Good stuff for everone free, Government reliance, History, Iran, Islamist rage, Israel, Korean Conflict, Libya, Lies, Mao, Marines, Media, Military, Muslim Brotherhood, North Korea, Nuclear weapons, ObamaCare, Opinion, Osama bin Laden, Political class, Politics, Racism, Sanctions, Susan Rice, U.S. Military, United States, Viet Nam war | Tagged , , | 13 Comments

New Requirements for Military officers of Flag Rank


Because of embarrassments to the Obama Administration caused by the unseemly conduct of General Petraeus and possibly other officers of flag rank, new requirements have been imposed. ZipperGate II The scandal involving General Petraeus’ resignation due to marital infidelity, now … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, 9-11, Benghazi, Big Bird, BInders full of women, Castration, Christians, CIA, Conservatives, Culture, Debt limit, Democrats, Dep't of Information, Department of Defense, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Elections, Free Press, Good stuff for everone free, Government reliance, Governor Romney, Humor, Jews, Libya, Media, Memorial Day, Military, National Anthem, Nonsense, Obama, Opinion, Pledge of Allegiance, Politics, publishing ethics, Reporting, United States | Tagged , , | 6 Comments