Category Archives: Big Bird

David Axelrod is Right: Government is too Big and Uncontrollable

Posted on 16 May 2013 by

President Obama, as usual, is blameless for any misfeasance and malfeasance of the Government he allegedly leads. Let’s make it easier for him by making it simpler and smaller. Due to the complexity and multiplicity of scandals increasingly enveloping the … Continue reading →

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Will Skeet Cause President Obama’s Downfall?

Posted on 12 February 2013 by

Until recently, we knew little about the evolution, life and death of skeet. A recent article now fills that great void. A scholarly treatise by Mr. Gary Abernathy, publisher of The Times-Gazette in Hillsboro, Ohio, deals with the evolution of … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Bird, Camp David, Gun control, Humor, Obama, Satire, Skeet, United States | Tagged | 8 Comments

Let’s Make a Deal! Or Not.

Posted on 30 December 2012 by

Once upon a time, Let’s Make a Deal was a popular television show. Why not televise the “fiscal cliff” negotiations? According to the source of all true wisdom, Wikipedia, Let’s Make a Deal is a television game show which originated … Continue reading →

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President Obama to Confiscate all Privately Owned Weapons.

Posted on 21 December 2012 by

They can kill people unnecessarily, uncompassionately and unfairly unless possessed only by the proper authorities. Yesterday, deeply concerned about the end of the world predicted for today, I was faced with making a difficult decision: should I drink all of … Continue reading →

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Obstructionists Must Yield so President Obama Doesn’t Eat First Dog Bo.

Posted on 11 December 2012 by

Unless obstructionists agree to raise taxes on the filthy rich and give President Obama authority to increase the debt ceiling unilaterally, He and his family will have to eat First Dog Bo. Not even House Speaker Boehner’s tears had persuaded … Continue reading →

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We’re Surrounded and that Simplifies the Problem.

Posted on 17 November 2012 by

At the Battle of Chosin Reservoir during the Korean Conflict, Marine Colonel (later Lt. General) Chesty Puller told his men “We’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. We’ve finally found him. We’re surrounded. That simplifies things.” We’re … Continue reading →

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New Requirements for Military officers of Flag Rank

Posted on 14 November 2012 by

Because of embarrassments to the Obama Administration caused by the unseemly conduct of General Petraeus and possibly other officers of flag rank, new requirements have been imposed. ZipperGate II The scandal involving General Petraeus’ resignation due to marital infidelity, now … Continue reading →

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Please watch this YouTube video.

Posted on 5 November 2012 by

It’s excellent. Big Bird may not like it, but I do. If you are for the birds and like to listen to stories devoid of truth and substance, Vote Obama.

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Racist Sarah Palin attacks Best President Ever Obama’s “Shuck and Jive.”

Posted on 25 October 2012 by

Is Governor Palin so racist that she does not even know her proper place? Horror of horrors! That mere woman will never come to her senses. Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin released a statement on her Facebook page accusing … Continue reading →

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Al Qaeda Endorses President Obama; Tonight’s Debate to be affected.

Posted on 16 October 2012 by

Boosting President Obama’s reelection chances Sheik Mohamed ali-Baba, principal spokesman for al Qaeda, demanded that President Obama be reelected. Sheik Mohamed ali-Baba, a well known Islamic scholar, humanitarian, redistributionist and principal spokesman for al Qaeda, today cited the reelection of … Continue reading →

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