Category Archives: Could be worse

Two Democrats on an Escalator

Posted on 27 October 2012 by

This is too good not to post. Hat tip to Israel Matzav. Call 911! Call President Obama! Quick! We may get stuck here all day! Hmmm. I wonder if either of them even considered the possibility of walking up the … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatives, Could be worse, Government reliance, Humor, Obama, Politics, Satire, United States | Tagged , , | 8 Comments

Old pledge of allegiance and national anthem Banned, New Adopted.

Posted on 21 September 2012 by

This breaking news is brought to you by CONS (Combined Obama News Services). By Executive Order, President Obama today adopted a New Pledge of Allegiance for the Nation and made recitation of the old version unlawful. He also adopted a … Continue reading →

Posted in Beyonce, Could be worse, Culture, Democrats, Dep't of Information, Elections, Empathy, Executive Order, Good stuff for everone free, Headlines, Humility, Humor, Insanity, Military, National Anthem, Nonsense, Obama, Peace and Love, Pledge of Allegiance, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential, Role Models, Satire, United States, White House | Tagged , | 6 Comments

EPA to issue New Safety Rules for U.S. Flags

Posted on 20 September 2012 by

Top news of the day from CONS (Combined Obama News Services): United States flags must be safe for all. Due to reports that an innocent Pakistani youth was mortally sickened by toxic fumes from a United States flag while peacefully … Continue reading →

Posted in 9-11, Administrative Agencies, Appeasement, Brutality, China, Could be worse, Cultural differences, Democrats, Dep't of Information, Dove of peace, Egypt, Elections, EPA, Federal Agencies, free speech, Headlines, Humor, Ideology, Iran, Islamist rage, Israel, Media, Muslim Brotherhood, Muslims, Netanyahu, Obama, Opinion, Osama bin Laden, Peace, Politics, Regulations, Republicans, Romney, Satire, Snark, United States, White House | Tagged , , , | 20 Comments

NEWS FLASH: The price of helping President Obama to celebrate his birthday has risen.

Posted on 18 July 2012 by

Until recently, it was possible to win a chance to help President Obama celebrate his birthday by betting only three dollars.  Now, you can pay twenty-five dollars to play. By e-mail received in my SPAM filter on July 16th, our … Continue reading →

Posted in Begging, Betting, Campaign contributions, Could be worse, Dignity, Elections, Gambling, Humor, Obama, Pigs can now fly, Politics, United States | Tagged , | 5 Comments

Department of Transportation Prepares for President Obama’s Reelection

Posted on 9 July 2012 by

It recognizes that many of us will need lots more emotional support. Life has improved greatly since the primitive olden days of air travel. On July 5th, the Department of Transportation published its new Nondiscrimination on the Basis of Disability … Continue reading →

Posted in Administrative Agencies, Air travel, Could be worse, Department of Transportation, Insanity, Luxury, Nonsense, Pigs can now fly, Pot bellied pigs, Service annimals, travel, United States | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments

The Election May Show that the Nanny State is What we Want.

Posted on 2 July 2012 by

Granting President Obama another term in office would guarantee the expansion of the nanny state, perhaps beyond the point of no return. It is clear that many will vote to reelect President Obama because they like the Nanny State. Some … Continue reading →

Posted in Abuse of Power, Campaign contributions, Conservatives, Constitution, Could be worse, Democracy, Edsel, Government reliance, Governor Romney, Health Control, Ideology, Justices, Law and Order, Mormons, Obama, ObamaCare, Opinion, Politics, Principles, Republican Debates, Republicans, Romney, Socialism, Supreme Court, United States, Voting, White House | Tagged , , | 6 Comments

Another Historic Moment in President Obama’s Record of Achievement

Posted on 26 June 2012 by

As President Obama moves ever forward with his historic presidency, he has taken some of his precious time to honor me by expressing his need for my help.  I am very proud to have been among the selected few to … Continue reading →

Posted in Could be worse, Democrats, Fat cats, Humor, Julia, Law and Order, Nonsense, Obama, Obama Dream Order, ObamaCare, Opinion, Politics, Satire, Snark, Supreme Court, United States | Tagged , | 5 Comments

Darwinism is Needed

Posted on 6 April 2012 by

We need social Darwinism. Without it, we are likely to become extinct like the do-do bird. According to President Obama, the Ryan budget passed last week by the House of Representatives 228 to 191 with no Democrats supporting it is … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Could be worse, Debt limit, Democrats, Elections, Government reliance, History, Inflation, Insanity, Law and Order, Money, Obama, Opinion, Political class, Politics, Ponzi schemes, Protests, Regulations, Republicans, Riots, Social Darwinism, Socialism, Stimulus, United States | 2 Comments

Pravda frowns on Governor Romney.

Posted on 29 March 2012 by

He is out of touch, out of date and unelectable. But President Obama is like a Red Red Rose. Oh my luve is like a red, red rose, That’s newly sprung in June: Oh my luve is like the melodie, That’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Appeasement, Chavez, China, Could be worse, Governor Romney, History, Iran, Military, Muslims, North Korea's nukes, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Opinion, Peace, Politics, Republicans, Romney, Russia, U.S.S.R, United States, Venezuela | 5 Comments

i deserv, i mean lik, yu no, more betr edutasion

Posted on 15 March 2012 by

the wurld aint fare and i deserv lots more betr stuff then i get.  mostli i deserv a gudd edutasion so i kan hav lotsa monie two liv gud and sav th wurld like i wanna. i weasted twelve years  … Continue reading →

Posted in Could be worse, Cultural differences, Drug legalization, Empathy, Government reliance, Idiocy, Internet, Political Correctness, Politics, Satire, United States | 7 Comments