Category Archives: Humor

Obama picks Maxwell Smart as Secretary of Defense and Gender Equality


Obama picks Maxwell Smart as Secretary of Defense and Gender Equality, Dan Miller’s Blog, November 25, 2014 (With Iran, the U. N., Europe, the Non-Islamic State, Ferguson, MO and a bunch of other annoyances, a spot of humor seemed worth … Continue reading

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Obama picks Maxwell Smart as Secretary of Defense and Gender Equality


Immediately upon hearing of Secretary Hagel’s decision to resign, President Obama began His search for the best available replacement. Today, He announced His eagerly awaited choice for a successor. Statement of President Obama: My fellow Americans, as you are well aware, I pledged … Continue reading

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Defense Department fights global warming with courage and determination


It’s the greatest threat of all time. Aside from Ebola, the DUH DOD has little else to do. According to the Daily Pest Beast, nurses fight Ebola more bravely than members of our military, so only 4,000 of our bravest and best boots on … Continue reading

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Understanding multicultural words, phrases and other absurdities


The Obama Nation’s multicultural society has become so politically correct and otherwise obtuse that words and phrases are used in any odd ways that may be desired — just as Humpty Dumpty did. “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful … Continue reading

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Obama’s Peace Process for Iraq, Syria and the Islamic State begins [Caution: includes satire]


Obama was heard to remark during a recent presidential golf game, “Israel is a terrorist war criminal. It won’t even yield to my reasonable demands for a two state solution with my beloved Palestinians, whose children and other innocent civilians it relishes murdering. … Continue reading

Posted in Executive Decree, Foreign policy, Freedom, Freedom of religion, Gaza, Humor, Iraq, Islamic Caliphate, Islamists, Middle East, Military, Muslims, Netanyahu, Obama, Obama Nation, Satire, Sharia law, U.S. Military | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Become an Islamist and save the Earth. Or else.


This is a guest post by Imam Mohamed al-Jihadi, a friend of (my also imaginary) friend Senator Ima Librul (L., Utopia, the Unicorn State). Imam Al-Jihadi is a renowned Islamic scholar and author of “The Real Dreams of My Real Father,” … Continue reading

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Obama needs to get more serious about Islamic State opportunities


Editor’s note: This is a guest post by my (imaginary) friend, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He expresses leftist perceptions of magical reality with refreshing clarity, for which we thank him.  Senator Librul is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate … Continue reading

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