Category Archives: Humor

President Obama fires Secretary Kerry and excommunicates PM Netanyahu


Kerry went to Martha’s Vineyard, boarded his yacht and left all further efforts to transform the world to Valerie Jarrett. PM Netanyahu commented only that Obama’s excommunication edict won’t work since he is not a Roman Catholic and that Obama’s issuance of a fatwa wouldn’t … Continue reading

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President Obama Gives Palestinians a pathway to peace and prosperity


Frustrated by the senseless slaughter of innocent Palestinians in Gaza, President Obama advances His Grand Solution. Because of Israel’s unprecedented slaughter and maiming of countless innocent Palestinians in Gaza – guilty of nothing more than honoring their leaders’ entirely reasonable requests to help end the Zionist occupation … Continue reading

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Israel’s response to Hamas missiles has been inhumane and disproportionate


President Obama demands that Israel stop using WMDs and other disproportionate means to oppress the peace-loving Palestinians.  Not yet recovered from His exhausting fund-raising trip to Texas, President Obama summoned barely enough energy this morning to direct The Really Honorable I.M. Totus to prepare … Continue reading

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Entertainment for an old-fashioned afternoon


Here’s a video of Michael Davis performing at the Ford Theater. Former President Ronald Reagan, Mrs. Reagan and Tip O’Neil and Mrs. O’Neil laughed unreservedly. Watching the video, so did I. It’s a refreshingly old-fashioned type of humor.

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Two Thousandth Missile from Mexico Hits El Paso, Texas Area.


Note: This was originally posted on December 9, 2012. It seems relevant again in light of Hamas’ renewed attacks on Israel, the current Latin American invasion of Texas and King Obama’s efforts to redistribute our new youthful resources elsewhere in His America. … Continue reading

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Semi-satire: King Obama and Sheikh Kerry welcome Ramadan


King Obama and Islam are similar religious movements and both are changing our lives greatly. Both demand that we respect the diversity they have graciously given us. Thank you, Islam and Your Highness. Diversity in The Peoples Democratic Islamic Republic of Iran During King Obama’s Cairo … Continue reading

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The greatest threat to humanity is . . .


Climate change deniers *********************** Editor’s note: This is a guest post by my (imaginary) friend, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of … Continue reading

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President Obama plans major fundraiser in Tehran


The gala event will take place following the successful conclusion of P5 + 1 Iranian nukes for peace process. This report is based on information provided by my confidential White House informant, the Really Honorable I. M. Totus, Teleprompter of the … Continue reading

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Boko Haram is evil and therefore is NOT Islamic! Thus spake a State Department official


Even if evil is Islamic, what difference does it make now? Obama is “our” President and it pleaseth Him According to a Democrat Senator from New Hampshire, Boko Haram is not Islamist. New Hampshire senator Jeanne Shaheen says Boko Haram, the … Continue reading

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Obama shows His remarkable Strength during Asian pivot


President Obama’s renowned grasp of, and historic successes in, foreign policy show that He is the Strongest and Bestest little President ever! President Barack Humble Obama, pausing briefly in South Korea during the second leg of His tour of Asia to reassure our allies that He has their backs, … Continue reading

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