Category Archives: Nonsense

Defense Department fights global warming with courage and determination


It’s the greatest threat of all time. Aside from Ebola, the DUH DOD has little else to do. According to the Daily Pest Beast, nurses fight Ebola more bravely than members of our military, so only 4,000 of our bravest and best boots on … Continue reading

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Obama in Blunderland


During her visit to Wonderland, Alice had odd reactions to the weird things she experienced. Is President Obama trying to best her? The critters Alice met and spoke with in Wonderland made no sense at all. Neither did her responses. … Continue reading

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Climate Change Causes Vasectomies


I had not previously understood the potentials horrors. Surely, we need to show our empathy with all of humanity. Let’s help those who believe in anthropomorphic global smarming climate change do whatever they feel obliged to do to themselves. It’s … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Al Gore, Belief, Bill Whittle, Church of Global Warming, Climate change, Duty, Empathy, Global Warming, Humor, Libruls, Nonsense, Obama, PJ Media, Politics, Satire, United States, Vasectomy | Tagged , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Climate Change Causes Everything Bad


Editor’s note: This is a guest post by my (imaginary) friend, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Church of Global Warming, Climate change, Fruitcakes, Global Warming, Humor, Idiocy, Insanity, Kim Chi-un, Libruls, Nonsense, Obama, Politics, Putin, Satire, Snark, United States | Tagged , , , , , , | 5 Comments

It’s Hard to Mock the Presidency but Easy to Mock President Obama


Mocking His own Presidency is what President Obama does best. There is so much to mock about Him that the temptation to do that is irresistible. The rodeo clown distraction has received more attention than it deserves. A White House spokesman has put in his one … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Blacks, Culture, Democrats, Elections, Executive Decree, Freedom, Humor, Kim Chi-un, Libruls, Media, Nonsense, Obama, Political Correctness, Politics, Post turtle, Presidential Bull, Racism, United States | Tagged , , , , | 10 Comments

President Obama Welcomes the Holy Month of Ramadan


It is a month to bring peace and joy for all men through the world. Except Jews, Christians, Apostates, Heretics and other non-Islamist males. Women? Don’t be foolish. Yesterday brought more mayhem peace and joy to all the Earth as … Continue reading

Posted in Obama Ramadan Speech, 2016 Obama's America, Christians, Democracy, Egypt, Freedom of religion, Islamists, Jews, John Kerry, Kipling, Libruls, Muslim Brotherhood, Muslim Brotherhood Chorus, Nonsense, Obama, Palestine, Peace and Love, President Obama, Snark, Unicorns, United States, Wisdom | Tagged , , , | 9 Comments

Government Sex Education and More — for the Birds


More Federal studies and grants are needed and we can’t wait. Editor’s note: This is a guest post by the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He recently explained some of his difficulties in growing pineapples and focuses … Continue reading

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