Category Archives: Obama

Obama asks Iran to mediate Israeli – Palestinian peace process (Satire?)


Israel’s vile actions, completely out of Obama’s control, have greatly imperiled heroic Palestinian efforts to advance His peace process. Accordingly, Obama has asked neutral and moderate Iran to act as an impartial mediator. Statement of President Obama Good morning, My fellow citizens of the world. … Continue reading

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A virus worse than Ebola is spreading across the world


It’s called “insanity” and becomes more virulent and more contagious daily. Here’s a definition of insanity: Insanity, craziness or madness is a spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. Although the definition references “abnormal mental or behavioral patterns” … Continue reading

Posted in Antisemitism, Apathy, Christians, Culture of violence, Democrats, Domestic policies, Election fraud, Elections, Executive Decree, Foreign policy, Freedom, Freedom of religion, Human rights, Insanity, Iran, Islamic Jihad, Islamic State, Islamists, Israel, Media, Middle East, Multicuralism, Muslim supremacists, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Obama Dream Order, Obama Nation, P5+1, Political Correctness, Politics, Religion, Religion of death, Republicans, Rouhani, Sharia law, Terrorism | Tagged , , , , , | 4 Comments

Defense Department fights global warming with courage and determination


It’s the greatest threat of all time. Aside from Ebola, the DUH DOD has little else to do. According to the Daily Pest Beast, nurses fight Ebola more bravely than members of our military, so only 4,000 of our bravest and best boots on … Continue reading

Posted in Andrew Klavan, Apathy, Appeasement, Atomic bomb, Bill Whittle, Charles Hagel, Church of Global Warming, Climate change, Commander in Chief, Cultural differences, Department of State, Foreign policy, Freedom, Fruitcakes, Genocide, Global Smarming, Global Warming, Humor, Iran, Islamic State, Islamists, Islamophobia, Jimmy Buffett, John Kerry, Leftists, Media, Middle East, Military effectiveness, Multicuralism, Nonsense, Obama, Obama's America Now, Peace in our time, Political Correctness, Politics, Religion of death, Sharia law, U.S. Military, War on women | Tagged , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Understanding multicultural words, phrases and other absurdities


The Obama Nation’s multicultural society has become so politically correct and otherwise obtuse that words and phrases are used in any odd ways that may be desired — just as Humpty Dumpty did. “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful … Continue reading

Posted in Allah, Andrew Klavan, Bill of Rights, Black Panthers, Christianophobia, Christians, Democrats, English language, Evangelicals, Feminists, Foreign policy, Freedom, Government reliance, Gun control, Hispanic, Holder, Humor, Iran, Islamic State, Islamists, Korans, Leftists, Middle East, Multicuralism, Nanny state, Obama, Obama Nation, Political Correctness, Racism, Religion, Sex discrimination, Sharia law, TEA Groups, Terrorism | Tagged , , , , , , | 12 Comments

Changing only our rules of engagement won’t help much – Updated October 6th


I posted this article from Israel Hayom at Warsclerotic, of which I am an editor. The article argues that to fight the Islamic State we need to change our rules of engagement. The parenthetical comment at the top of the Warsclerotic post is mine and … Continue reading

Posted in Apathy, Commander in Chief, Cultural differences, Culture of violence, Department of Defense, Feminists, Foreign policy, Freedom, Gender equality in military, Iraq, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic State, Islamists, Korean Conflict, Major Hasan, Middle East, Military discipline, Military effectiveness, Military training, Obama, Obama's America, Peace in our time, Political Correctness, Reality, U.S. Military | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

Obama’s Peace Process for Iraq, Syria and the Islamic State begins [Caution: includes satire]


Obama was heard to remark during a recent presidential golf game, “Israel is a terrorist war criminal. It won’t even yield to my reasonable demands for a two state solution with my beloved Palestinians, whose children and other innocent civilians it relishes murdering. … Continue reading

Posted in Executive Decree, Foreign policy, Freedom, Freedom of religion, Gaza, Humor, Iraq, Islamic Caliphate, Islamists, Middle East, Military, Muslims, Netanyahu, Obama, Obama Nation, Satire, Sharia law, U.S. Military | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Become an Islamist and save the Earth. Or else.


This is a guest post by Imam Mohamed al-Jihadi, a friend of (my also imaginary) friend Senator Ima Librul (L., Utopia, the Unicorn State). Imam Al-Jihadi is a renowned Islamic scholar and author of “The Real Dreams of My Real Father,” … Continue reading

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