Category Archives: Satire

Become an Islamist and save the Earth. Or else.


This is a guest post by Imam Mohamed al-Jihadi, a friend of (my also imaginary) friend Senator Ima Librul (L., Utopia, the Unicorn State). Imam Al-Jihadi is a renowned Islamic scholar and author of “The Real Dreams of My Real Father,” … Continue reading

Posted in Allah, Climate change, Compassion, Department of Homeland Security, Environmental Protection Agency, Fantasy, Foreign policy, Freedom of religion, Humor, Ideology, Iran, Iraq, Islamic Jihad, Islamic State, Islamists, Islamophobia, Korans, Leftists, Libruls, Middle East, Military, Muslim supremacists, Muslims, Obama, Obama Nation, Political Correctness, Protests, Religion, Religion of death, Satire, Sharia law, Submission | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Obama needs to get more serious about Islamic State opportunities


Editor’s note: This is a guest post by my (imaginary) friend, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He expresses leftist perceptions of magical reality with refreshing clarity, for which we thank him.  Senator Librul is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate … Continue reading

Posted in Andrew Klavan, Bill Whittle, Chamberlain, Christians, Conservatives, Culture of violence, Foreign policy, Freedom, Gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Humor, Ideology, Iran, Iraq, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic State, Islamists, Israel, Jews, John Kerry, Leftists, Libruls, Middle East, Netanyahu, Nigeria, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Obama Nation, Obama's America, Palestinian heroes, Peace in our time, Political Correctness, Religion, Right Wing, Rouhani, Satire, Sharia law | Tagged , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Kerry heads to Iraq to start the peace process


Basking in the glow of his anticipated success in arranging peace among Israel, the Palestinian Authority, Hamas and others, Secretary Kerry now plans to work his magic in Iraq. According to this racist rant by former Ambassador Bolton, the Obama Nation has no strategy: There … Continue reading

Posted in Christians, Cultural differences, Culture of violence, Democracy, Foreign policy, Freedom, Freedom of religion, Gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hatred, Humor, Ideology, Iran, Iraq, Islamic Jihad, Islamic State, Islamists, Israel, John Kerry, Libruls, Middle East, Military, Muslims, Netanyahu, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Obama Nation, P5+1, Palestinian Authority, Palestinian heroes, Peace in our time, Peace process, Satire, U.S. Military, United States of Obama | Tagged , , , , | 2 Comments

Since the two state solution for Israel is moribund, here are some other ideas


It has been claimed, correctly for now, that the “two state” solution for Israel’s problems with Islamists is dead. The general feeling seems to be that as long as Hamas remains in power in Gaza, the “two state” solution, much praised by the Obama … Continue reading

Posted in Andrew Klavan, Border closings, Culture of violence, Democracy, Foreign policy, Gaza, Good stuff for everone free, Hamas, Humor, IDF, Islamists, Israel, Jews, Libruls, Muslims, Netanyahu, Obama, Obama's America, Palestinian heroes, Pelosi, Political Correctness, Satire, Turkey, United States of Obama | Tagged , , , , , | 4 Comments

President Obama fires Secretary Kerry and excommunicates PM Netanyahu


Kerry went to Martha’s Vineyard, boarded his yacht and left all further efforts to transform the world to Valerie Jarrett. PM Netanyahu commented only that Obama’s excommunication edict won’t work since he is not a Roman Catholic and that Obama’s issuance of a fatwa wouldn’t … Continue reading

Posted in Abbas, Appeasement, Atomic bomb, Foreign policy, Humor, Iran, Islamic Jihad, Islamic rage, Israel, John Kerry, Ketchup, Middle East, Netanyahu, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Obama's America, P5+1, Palestinian heroes, Peace process, Roman Catholic Church, Satire, United States of Obama | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment

Metaphors for Israel and Islam


The media, which have favorites and enemies, report accordingly. The UN Human Rights Council is much the same. Introduction This is a re-posting of a satirical article from May 23, 2012. It mocked media coverage of the death of Trayvon Martin (the Religion of Peace … Continue reading

Posted in Abbas, Antisemitism, Bill Whittle, Brutality, Culture of violence, Fogel Family, Freedom, Hamas, Hatred, Islamic Jihad, Islamic rage, Islamophobia, Israel, Jewophobia, Jews, Left, Libruls, Media, Middle East, Muslim Brotherhood, Netanyahu, Obama, Obama's America, Palestinian heroes, Peace in our time, Political Correctness, Racism, Religion, Satire, Travon Martin, United States of Obama, Zimmerman | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

President Obama Gives Palestinians a pathway to peace and prosperity


Frustrated by the senseless slaughter of innocent Palestinians in Gaza, President Obama advances His Grand Solution. Because of Israel’s unprecedented slaughter and maiming of countless innocent Palestinians in Gaza — guilty of nothing more than honoring their leaders’ entirely reasonable requests to help end the Zionist occupation … Continue reading

Posted in Abuse of Power, Administrative Agencies, Antisemitism, Bill of Rights, Constitution, Foreign policy, Freedom, Hamas, Humor, IDF, Islamic rage, Islamists, Islamophobia, Israel, Jews, Libruls, Mexico, Middle East, Muslims, Netanyahu, Obama Dream Order, Obama Ohio Speech, Obama's America, Palestine, Palestinian heroes, Pat Condell, Peace in our time, Peace process, Religion, Satire, United Nations, United States of Obama | Tagged , , , , | 3 Comments