Category Archives: Satire

Sec. Kerry to initiate North – South Korea peace process. Huh?


Anticipating the prompt success of the Israel – Palestine peace process as well as the desired outcome of the P5+1 nuke talks, Secretary Kerry will next devote his efforts to securing peace between the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea and the Republic of Korea. WASHINGTON, D.C., … Continue reading

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President Obama to initiate Alaska – Russia peace process


This is another “rum enhanced special report” of the sort offered when there’s nothing new and interesting not already covered widely and/or deeply elsewhere. * * * * * Having shown remarkable success in the Israel – Palestinian peace process and in … Continue reading

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Iran and Khamenei probably never existed.


What can one write about when there’s nothing new and interesting? Here’s an idea for a new conspiracy theory: Iran and Supreme Leader Khamenei are imaginary, created to distract us from real problems by giving us somebody and something to … Continue reading

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Is the Nation of Rabid Rats advising Palestinians and Iranians on diplomacy?


In 2012, grievously oppressed rabid rats convinced the Obama Administration to grant their demands. They may now be assisting Palestinians and Iranians. However, rumors to that effect have not yet been confirmed. An article about the successes of the Nation of Rabid Rats, … Continue reading

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President Obama will issue an executive decree telling Iran what to do


The P5+1 deal with Iran, like ObamaCare and other laws of the land, means whatever He said (or may have meant to say) it means. As noted here and elsewhere, the P5+1 deal with Iran may not appear facially to provide for … Continue reading

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President Obama makes legal immigration more fair and equitable


Again proving that His pen is mightier than constitutional governance, President Obama has issued executive decrees applying identical standards to documented and undocumented immigrants. Obstructionist Republicans have expressed concern about a recent executive decree allowing immigrants who have given “limited … Continue reading

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Argentina has a severe ketchup crisis and we can help


Argentinia’s Ketchup Crisis must not go to waste. It requires immediate Senate confirmation of President Obama’s appointment of Noah Bryson Mamet as U.S. Ambassador to Argentina. It has not been a good start of the year for Argentineans [sic.]: a collapsing currency … Continue reading

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Is the world going nuts, or has it been that way for a long time?


That doesn’t matter. It gets crazier daily. Do others notice or care? Venezuelans lack food, toilet paper and other basic necessities. Violent crime is rampant. But their intensely brilliant leaders have found great solutions. To refer to Venezuela as an … Continue reading

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Secretary Kerry will seek an audience with Kim Chi-un in North Korea


Secretary Kerry is truly amazing. Secretary of State Kerry has had at least two historic diplomatic successes recently: demanding that Israel give the Palestinians whatever they want in exchange for destruction peace and begging Iran and her Supreme Leader Khamenei to … Continue reading

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President Obama responds to North Korean invasion


Having been briefed by top security advisers about North Korea’s success in landing an astronaut on the Sun, President Obama today announced His decisive response. On January 21st, a satirical post “appeared at the Waterford Whisper News….” Mimicking typical North Korean propaganda, it proclaimed, … Continue reading

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