Category Archives: Satire

Obama asks Iran to mediate Israeli – Palestinian peace process (Satire?)


Israel’s vile actions, completely out of Obama’s control, have greatly imperiled heroic Palestinian efforts to advance His peace process. Accordingly, Obama has asked neutral and moderate Iran to act as an impartial mediator. Statement of President Obama Good morning, My fellow citizens of the world. … Continue reading

Posted in Obama, Palestine, Israel, Iran, Jews, Satire, Democrats, Murder, Palestinian heroes, Netanyahu, Nuclear weapons, Baby killers, Egypt, Commander in Chief, Middle East, Islamists, P5+1, Islamophobia, Antisemitism, Peace process, Palestinian Authority, Jerusalem, Foreign policy, Abbas, Genocide, Obama Nation, Muslim supremacists, Terrorism | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Obama’s Peace Process for Iraq, Syria and the Islamic State begins [Caution: includes satire]


Obama was heard to remark during a recent presidential golf game, “Israel is a terrorist war criminal. It won’t even yield to my reasonable demands for a two state solution with my beloved Palestinians, whose children and other innocent civilians it relishes murdering. … Continue reading

Posted in Executive Decree, Foreign policy, Freedom, Freedom of religion, Gaza, Humor, Iraq, Islamic Caliphate, Islamists, Middle East, Military, Muslims, Netanyahu, Obama, Obama Nation, Satire, Sharia law, U.S. Military | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Become an Islamist and save the Earth. Or else.


This is a guest post by Imam Mohamed al-Jihadi, a friend of (my also imaginary) friend Senator Ima Librul (L., Utopia, the Unicorn State). Imam Al-Jihadi is a renowned Islamic scholar and author of “The Real Dreams of My Real Father,” … Continue reading

Posted in Allah, Climate change, Compassion, Department of Homeland Security, Environmental Protection Agency, Fantasy, Foreign policy, Freedom of religion, Humor, Ideology, Iran, Iraq, Islamic Jihad, Islamic State, Islamists, Islamophobia, Korans, Leftists, Libruls, Middle East, Military, Muslim supremacists, Muslims, Obama, Obama Nation, Political Correctness, Protests, Religion, Religion of death, Satire, Sharia law, Submission | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Obama needs to get more serious about Islamic State opportunities


Editor’s note: This is a guest post by my (imaginary) friend, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He expresses leftist perceptions of magical reality with refreshing clarity, for which we thank him.  Senator Librul is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate … Continue reading

Posted in Andrew Klavan, Bill Whittle, Chamberlain, Christians, Conservatives, Culture of violence, Foreign policy, Freedom, Gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Humor, Ideology, Iran, Iraq, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic State, Islamists, Israel, Jews, John Kerry, Leftists, Libruls, Middle East, Netanyahu, Nigeria, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Obama Nation, Obama's America, Palestinian heroes, Peace in our time, Political Correctness, Religion, Right Wing, Rouhani, Satire, Sharia law | Tagged , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Kerry heads to Iraq to start the peace process


Basking in the glow of his anticipated success in arranging peace among Israel, the Palestinian Authority, Hamas and others, Secretary Kerry now plans to work his magic in Iraq. According to this racist rant by former Ambassador Bolton, the Obama Nation has no strategy: There … Continue reading

Posted in Christians, Cultural differences, Culture of violence, Democracy, Foreign policy, Freedom, Freedom of religion, Gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hatred, Humor, Ideology, Iran, Iraq, Islamic Jihad, Islamic State, Islamists, Israel, John Kerry, Libruls, Middle East, Military, Muslims, Netanyahu, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Obama Nation, P5+1, Palestinian Authority, Palestinian heroes, Peace in our time, Peace process, Satire, U.S. Military, United States of Obama | Tagged , , , , | 2 Comments

Since the two state solution for Israel is moribund, here are some other ideas


It has been claimed, correctly for now, that the “two state” solution for Israel’s problems with Islamists is dead. The general feeling seems to be that as long as Hamas remains in power in Gaza, the “two state” solution, much praised by the Obama … Continue reading

Posted in Andrew Klavan, Border closings, Culture of violence, Democracy, Foreign policy, Gaza, Good stuff for everone free, Hamas, Humor, IDF, Islamists, Israel, Jews, Libruls, Muslims, Netanyahu, Obama, Obama's America, Palestinian heroes, Pelosi, Political Correctness, Satire, Turkey, United States of Obama | Tagged , , , , , | 4 Comments

President Obama fires Secretary Kerry and excommunicates PM Netanyahu


Kerry went to Martha’s Vineyard, boarded his yacht and left all further efforts to transform the world to Valerie Jarrett. PM Netanyahu commented only that Obama’s excommunication edict won’t work since he is not a Roman Catholic and that Obama’s issuance of a fatwa wouldn’t … Continue reading

Posted in Abbas, Appeasement, Atomic bomb, Foreign policy, Humor, Iran, Islamic Jihad, Islamic rage, Israel, John Kerry, Ketchup, Middle East, Netanyahu, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Obama's America, P5+1, Palestinian heroes, Peace process, Roman Catholic Church, Satire, United States of Obama | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment