Category Archives: TOTUS

President Obama to be Sworn in on January 21st. Please, no Swearing!

Posted on 7 January 2013 by

This is a guest post by my confidential White House informant, The Extraordinarily Honorable I.M. Totus, Teleprompter of the United States. Although not writing in his official capacity, he is uniquely familiar with happenings at the White House. As his … Continue reading →

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President Obama to Confiscate all Privately Owned Weapons.

Posted on 21 December 2012 by

They can kill people unnecessarily, uncompassionately and unfairly unless possessed only by the proper authorities. Yesterday, deeply concerned about the end of the world predicted for today, I was faced with making a difficult decision: should I drink all of … Continue reading →

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Next Debate – President Obama Will Win with the Help of TOTUS.

Posted on 6 October 2012 by

TOTUS will overcome all potential difficulties. Due to President Obama’s less than exemplary performance at the Wednesday night debate, serious concerns have been raised that not providing him even one single teleprompter was unfair. It was unfair, particularly in view … Continue reading →

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Advance Information on President Obama’s Wednesday Debate Remarks

Posted on 2 October 2012 by

Due to his great appreciation of things foreign, President Obama will channel a famous German on Wednesday. It unknown whether he intends thereafter to ask German Chancellor Merkel for foreign aid. The Very Honorable I.M. Totus, the former Teleprompter of … Continue reading →

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Obama Resigns, President Biden Addresses the Nation.

Posted on 16 September 2012 by

The Old Chief is gone. Hail to the New Chief! For this report of today’s important breaking news I must thank my esteemed confidential source, the Very Honorable I.M. Totus. Once again the former Teleprompter of the United States, he … Continue reading →

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President Obama May Issue an Important New Executive Order.

Posted on 9 September 2012 by

Confidential sources of inside information are now very popular. This article is based solely my highly confidential source, the recently restored to duty Teleprompter of the United Status, the Very Honorable Mr. I.M. Totus. According to The Very Honorable Mr. … Continue reading →

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Ex-TOTUS Speaks Again, no longer ex-cathedra.

Posted on 20 July 2012 by

In an earlier article The Really Honorable I. M. Totus, then the Teleprompter of the United States, told us of his origins and White House functions. Recently fired from his post, he now has even more to say. With the … Continue reading →

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Apes have been Rude, Crude and Unfair to Attorney General Holder.

Posted on 22 June 2012 by

They have also been unkind to one of his people, President Obama. They deserve compassion and help, not racist scorn from apes! General holder is a courageously humble civil servant who (unlike the Surgeon General) does not even occasionally wear … Continue reading →

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EXCLUSIVE: The Teleprompter of the United States Tells All

Posted on 10 June 2012 by

We are greatly privileged to have the very highest Obama Administration official ever as our guest author today. President Obama’s eminence grise, The Really Honorable I.M. Totus, is uniquely qualified to tell us many things. * * * * * … Continue reading →

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