Category Archives: TOTUS

Israel’s response to Hamas missiles has been inhumane and disproportionate


President Obama demands that Israel stop using WMDs and other disproportionate means to oppress the peace-loving Palestinians.  Not yet recovered from His exhausting fund-raising trip to Texas, President Obama summoned barely enough energy this morning to direct The Really Honorable I.M. Totus to prepare … Continue reading

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President Obama plans major fundraiser in Tehran


The gala event will take place following the successful conclusion of P5 + 1 Iranian nukes for peace process. This report is based on information provided by my confidential White House informant, the Really Honorable I. M. Totus, Teleprompter of the … Continue reading

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President Obama’s last Grand Stand


“Having successfully transformed Our Nation and her policies, it’s time for Us to focus exclusively on being the world famous celebrity We really are and were destined to be.” President Obama intends to deliver an address at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point … Continue reading

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President Obama will issue an executive decree telling Iran what to do


The P5+1 deal with Iran, like ObamaCare and other laws of the land, means whatever He said (or may have meant to say) it means. As noted here and elsewhere, the P5+1 deal with Iran may not appear facially to provide for … Continue reading

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Do Free Stuff and Pleasant Sounding Words Trump all else?


Combined with compliant media they seem to. Daniel Duquenal (a pseudonym), my favorite blogger there even before he became the last significant English language blogger in Venezuela, offered some comparisons between the current Venezuelan regime and the regimes in Turkey and … Continue reading

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President Obama’s Memorial Day Address — Advance Copy


My confidential White House informant, The Really Honorable I.M. Totus, has provided this advance copy of the non-partisan Memorial Day address which he is programming President Obama to deliver. Editor’s comment: Some far right-wingers may be shocked at what President Obama … Continue reading

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President Obama to be Sworn in on January 21st. Please, no Swearing!


This is a guest post by my confidential White House informant, The Extraordinarily Honorable I.M. Totus, Teleprompter of the United States. Although not writing in his official capacity, he is uniquely familiar with happenings at the White House. As his … Continue reading

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President Obama to Confiscate all Privately Owned Weapons.


They can kill people unnecessarily, uncompassionately and unfairly unless possessed only by the proper authorities. Yesterday, deeply concerned about the end of the world predicted for today, I was faced with making a difficult decision: should I drink all of … Continue reading

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Next Debate – President Obama Will Win with the Help of TOTUS.


TOTUS will overcome all potential difficulties. Due to President Obama’s less than exemplary performance at the Wednesday night debate, serious concerns have been raised that not providing him even one single teleprompter was unfair. It was unfair, particularly in view … Continue reading

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Advance Information on President Obama’s Wednesday Debate Remarks


Due to his great appreciation of things foreign, President Obama will channel a famous German on Wednesday. It unknown whether he intends thereafter to ask German Chancellor Merkel for foreign aid. The Very Honorable I.M. Totus, the former Teleprompter of … Continue reading

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