Category Archives: U.S. Military

Obama picks Maxwell Smart as Secretary of Defense and Gender Equality


Immediately upon hearing of Secretary Hagel’s decision to resign, President Obama began His search for the best available replacement. Today, He announced His eagerly awaited choice for a successor. Statement of President Obama: My fellow Americans, as you are well aware, I pledged … Continue reading

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Defense Department fights global warming with courage and determination


It’s the greatest threat of all time. Aside from Ebola, the DUH DOD has little else to do. According to the Daily Pest Beast, nurses fight Ebola more bravely than members of our military, so only 4,000 of our bravest and best boots on … Continue reading

Posted in Andrew Klavan, Apathy, Appeasement, Atomic bomb, Bill Whittle, Charles Hagel, Church of Global Warming, Climate change, Commander in Chief, Cultural differences, Department of State, Foreign policy, Freedom, Fruitcakes, Genocide, Global Smarming, Global Warming, Humor, Iran, Islamic State, Islamists, Islamophobia, Jimmy Buffett, John Kerry, Leftists, Media, Middle East, Military effectiveness, Multicuralism, Nonsense, Obama, Obama's America Now, Peace in our time, Political Correctness, Politics, Religion of death, Sharia law, U.S. Military, War on women | Tagged , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Changing only our rules of engagement won’t help much – Updated October 6th


I posted this article from Israel Hayom at Warsclerotic, of which I am an editor. The article argues that to fight the Islamic State we need to change our rules of engagement. The parenthetical comment at the top of the Warsclerotic post is mine and … Continue reading

Posted in Apathy, Commander in Chief, Cultural differences, Culture of violence, Department of Defense, Feminists, Foreign policy, Freedom, Gender equality in military, Iraq, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic State, Islamists, Korean Conflict, Major Hasan, Middle East, Military discipline, Military effectiveness, Military training, Obama, Obama's America, Peace in our time, Political Correctness, Reality, U.S. Military | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

Obama’s Peace Process for Iraq, Syria and the Islamic State begins [Caution: includes satire]


Obama was heard to remark during a recent presidential golf game, “Israel is a terrorist war criminal. It won’t even yield to my reasonable demands for a two state solution with my beloved Palestinians, whose children and other innocent civilians it relishes murdering. … Continue reading

Posted in Executive Decree, Foreign policy, Freedom, Freedom of religion, Gaza, Humor, Iraq, Islamic Caliphate, Islamists, Middle East, Military, Muslims, Netanyahu, Obama, Obama Nation, Satire, Sharia law, U.S. Military | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

The muddled strategy of Jubilation T. Obama


Obama continues to insist on leading from behind; that’s the most He can do. Who in his right mind would follow Him were He to try to lead from the front? “Moderate” Islamists Commander in Chief Juilation T. Cornpone Obama, Nobel … Continue reading

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Obama understands neither war nor Islam


Winston Churchill understood both. Instead of “blood, toil, tears and sweat,” Obama offers a coalition of unwilling nations which reject our basic values of freedom. He intends to arm and train “moderate” Islamists who not only reject our basic values but are likely to help the Islamic State and its … Continue reading

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Obama, the Islamic State and Islam, the enemy which shall not be named.


Islam is the greatest threat to the civilized world. Obama denies that it is any threat and maintains that it is peaceful. Minutes into His address to the nation (full text here) on the eve of two September 11 attacks, one … Continue reading

Posted in 9-11, al Qaeda, Apathy, Appeasement, Brutality, Cairo address, Chamberlain, Churchill, Commander in Chief, Culture of violence, Europe, Fantasy, Foreign policy, Freedom, Hamas, History, Hitler's Germany, Ideology, Iran, Iraq, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic Jihad, Islamic State, Islamists, Leftists, Middle East, MSNBC, Muslim Brotherhood, Netanyahu, Obama, Obama Nation, Obama's America, Peace in our time, Political Correctness, Religion, Sharia law, Taliban, U.S. Military | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments