The ISIS-Assad Alliance


danmillerinpanama:

If the article is accurate, the ISIS (now IS) is a greater threat to western civilization than I had thought — and I had thought earlier that it was a big threat.

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The ISIS-Assad Alliance, Power Line, Paul Mirengoff, July 15, 2014

(This article is clearly “against the conventional narrative in Syria.” It is also contrary to what I had thought I understood. I do not know whether it’s assertions and conclusions are accurate. However, the quoted PJ media article and an earlier article there by the same author, also quoted, seem to be well supported, as does the quoted Daily Beast article. All three are well worth reading and considering. If accurate, there is a far greater problem with IS than I had thought, and it does not affect only Iraq.  — DM)

“ISIS and the regime are working together [Der al Zour], and ISIS controls the suburbs without any fear of attacks from the Syrian Arab Army.” The reported collaboration cuts against the conventional narrative in Syria. ISIS has been considered the sworn enemy of Assad — indeed, his most…

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President Obama Gives Palestinians a pathway to peace and prosperity


Frustrated by the senseless slaughter of innocent Palestinians in Gaza, President Obama advances His Grand Solution.

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Because of Israel’s unprecedented slaughter and maiming of countless innocent Palestinians in Gaza – guilty of nothing more than honoring their leaders’ entirely reasonable requests to help end the Zionist occupation directly, or indirectly by remaining or assembling in the vicinity of rockets, rocket launchers and other religious necessities – President Obama today offered His Grand Solution to the Zionist Aggression Problem (GS-ZAP).

This Executive Decree was released only moments ago by Orgasms for Obama Organizing for Activity, a bipartisan think tank specializing in religious and political freedom:

Executive Decree Number 2014 – 19,878

This Executive Decree has been cleared by My Attorney General as dealing lawfully, fairly, evenhandedly and justly with the unwarranted slaughter and maiming of innocent Palestinians in Gaza.

1. The Zionist regime will immediately cease all attacks and other forms of aggression against the oppressed people of Gaza.

2. My Government will immediately provide appropriate travel documents and free, first class, air transportation for all inhabitants of Gaza who desire them to such places as they may select within My America.

3. My Department of Homeland Security will immediately enact special emergency laws

(a) waiving all health requirements for entry into My America and

(b) permitting all Gaza residents who accept My GS-ZAP offer to bring with them, at no charge, such peaceful missiles, rocket launchers and other necessities for exercise of their freedoms of assembly, expression and religion pursuant to the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

4. To encourage all residents of Gaza to accept My GS-ZAP offer, every adult and every child who comes to My America from Gaza will be given free healthcare, housing, electricity, gasoline, water and food of his, her or its choice. All adults among them will

(a) receive, at no charge, current-model automobiles of their choice and

(b) be registered as Democrats in good standing

after agreeing to vote Democrat in all elections.

Any attempt to prevent them from exercising their constitutionally guaranteed voting rights as citizens of My America will be deemed racial and religious terrorism and prosecuted accordingly by My Department of Justice.

5. Any Palestinians who elect to remain in Gaza will be transported to the West Bank, where Israel will be required to provide for all of their physical and religious needs under the attentive supervision of My Embassy. Should that unexpectedly be insufficient, We shall also direct the United Nations to deal with the Zionist Regime as it sees fit.

6. The Zionist regime will be prevented, by force if necessary, from re-occupying Gaza, which shall remain available for use solely by My closest Islamic allies. The Zionist Regime will be required to provide full economic and infrastructure support — including free water, free electricity, free medical services, supplies and personnel, free building supplies and such other free necessities as We shall from time to time specify. This will be done under the supervision of My Embassy. If necessary, We shall also direct the United Nations to monitor the Regime’s activities and to ensure that it complies with this part of My GS-ZAP.

The International Community, considered to be among the most enthusiastic admirers of President Obama, is expected to be overwhelmingly supportive. All members are likely to congratulate Him effusively on His historically unparalleled understanding of the realities of Zionist aggression against Muslims and on His truly unprecedented solution to at least one aspect of the Jewish Zionist Problem.

Although jingoistic Islamophobes, Republicans, Zionists and other racist haters of President Obama may attempt to express disapproval, there are no Constitutional protections for hate speech. Accordingly, they will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Haters such as these will be among the first:

This is the way it has to be. Because it has to, that’s why!

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Israel’s response to Hamas missiles has been inhumane and disproportionate


President Obama demands that Israel stop using WMDs and other disproportionate means to oppress the peace-loving Palestinians. 

TOTUS SealNot yet recovered from His exhausting fund-raising trip to Texas, President Obama summoned barely enough energy this morning to direct The Really Honorable I.M. Totus to prepare an address for Him. He insisted that it complain bitterly but even-evenhandedly about Israel’s disproportionate and hence genocidal responses to missiles for peace and unification fired by Hamas and friends.

President Obama has long been well aware of Israel’s problems and has often supported her by offering guidance on the best ways to reject violence and to work instead for peace and tranquility. Here, for example, is one of His earlier efforts.

Israel’s obstinate refusal to accept His wise counsel and her indiscriminate persecution of Palestinians have led to all of the current Middle East unrest including, obviously, Israel’s current efforts to demolish Gaza.

President Obama’s Texas trip and resulting exhaustion have prevented Him from delivering His remarks personally. However, an Obama look-alike will soon be found to deliver them on His behalf. For now, my confidential White House source, The Really Honorable I.M. Totus, has provided a transcript of what He had hoped to say:

Although occasionally absent from the White House due to the unrelenting need to perform my excessively burdensome presidential duties, I have kept well informed about Israel’s unwarranted aggression against the Palestinians in Gaza and elsewhere. Here, for example, is an excellent news report that rebuts Israeli propaganda with facts and faces:

Comparably well sourced and accurate news reports are rare from Gaza due to Israeli targeting of clearly marked press vehicles. Israel does that to terrify journalists and hence to keep them from exposing her cowardly crimes against humanity.

Israel’s actions have been disgracefully disproportionate and must stop. If they do not cease before I leave for my much needed family vacation at Martha’s Vineyard on August 9th, my red line will have been crossed and upon my return I may issue an Angry Executive Decree chastising Israel. Here is what Israel has done and what it must stop doing:

Israel has used WMDs (Weapons Minimizing Death and Destruction) including “Iron Dome,” warning sirens and shelters to thwart missile attacks. The Palestinians in Gaza have no even remotely comparable WMDs: They have no Iron Domes, their tunnels — clearly dug as air-raid shelters — have been destroyed maliciously and their air-raid sirens often can not be used due to Israel’s inhumane refusal to furnish electricity. They are therefore forced to use civilians, including small children, to guard their missile sites. They do so in the forlorn hope that Israel will take pity on them and refrain from attacking. Merciless Israel continues to attack, wantonly and intentionally wasting the precious lives of many innocent Palestinians. Here’s a video:

May Allah bless the fearless Palestinians!

Israel must cease using her Iron Dome and all other WMDs and instead do as the peace loving Palestinians in Gaza do: stop using warning sirens, close all shelters and station civilians, including small children, at sites now protected by her warmongering Iron Dome system. Only then will proper proportionality be seen so that Israel can persuade the international community that her people are not cowardly and may be nearly as fearless as Palestinians.

Israel, well known for her technological expertise, directs her aircraft and other advanced weaponry to sites in Gaza with great precision. The Gazans have neither the necessary expertise nor the ability to acquire it. That is obvious in light of the failure of most missiles sent from Gaza to reach and destroy their targets in Israel. Some missiles do not even leave Gaza. Instead – doubtless due to underhanded Israeli interference with their primitive guidance systems — they detonate in Gaza and injure innocent Palestinians.

Israel must, therefore, either stop using hi-tech means to hit innocent civilians in Gaza or transfer a proportionate number of its guidance systems to Hamas and other freedom fighters. Israel must also dispatch qualified instructors to Gaza to teach them how to install and use them as well as provide manuals with translations from Hebrew into whatever written language the residents of Gaza may find convenient.

My demands are not one sided and reflect, indeed, My historic efforts on Israel’s behalf. In return for Israel’s cessation of her wicked use of WMDs and provision of guidance technology and whatever may be needed to use it, Hamas, Fatah, Islamic Jihad and others firing missiles from Gaza must provide at least five hundred of their missiles to Israel for use by her armed forces. If the Israelis can’t otherwise figure out how to use them, experts must be dispatched from Gaza to instruct them.

The reaction of Israeli dictator Netanyahu to President Obama’s temperate demands is not yet known. However, some warmongering cabinet members, haters of everything Palestinian, have taken a wait and see approach. It is to be hoped that, as President Obama’s words of wisdom become widely accepted throughout Israel and Palestine, wiser heads will prevail and agreement with His demands will become overwhelming. When that happens — and Presidente Obama hopes that it’s before His vacation beginning on August 9th — even Dictator Netanyahu will have no option but to accept them. Then, and only then, will true peace come to the entire Middle East and President Obama — his historic legacy assured — will receive another well deserved Nobel Peace Prize.

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Entertainment for an old-fashioned afternoon


Here’s a video of Michael Davis performing at the Ford Theater. Former President Ronald Reagan, Mrs. Reagan and Tip O’Neil and Mrs. O’Neil laughed unreservedly. Watching the video, so did I. It’s a refreshingly old-fashioned type of humor.

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Iron Dome intercepts rocket over Tel Aviv


danmillerinpanama:

Also today, the Israeli cabinet approved a request that the IDF be permitted to call up as many as 40,000 reserves,. Activation has begun.

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Iron Dome intercepts rocket over Tel Aviv | JPost | Israel News.

By JPOST.COM STAFF

07/08/2014 19:14

Code Red siren sounds in central Israeli cities, including Petah Tikva, Lod and Givatayim for first time since 2012 Gaza escalations; no injuries or damage reported.

Kassam rockets being fired from Gaza Strip [file]

Kassam rockets being fired from Gaza Strip [file] Photo: Nikola Solic / Reuters

The Iron Dome rocket defense system intercepted a projectile over Tel Aviv on Tuesday evening. No injuries or damage were reported.

Israeli television showed a double-burst of smoke in skies above Tel Aviv after air raid sirens sounded, sending residents running for shelter.

The Code Red siren sounded in all of Gush Dan, including the central Israeli cities of Petah Tikva, Lod and Givatayim.

It was the first Gaza rocket that reached Tel Aviv since Operation Pillar of Defense in 2012.

Earlier on Tuesday, the Tel Aviv Municipality was instructed to inspect and…

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Bolton: U.S. Withdrawal Means Disorder Around the World


Wouldn’t the world situation be even worse
if King Obama were to assert Himself more vigorously?

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Thirty Rockets Fired into Israel in Ten Minutes


danmillerinpanama:

As of 9:15 PM, Israel time, more than one hundred rockets had been fired from Gaza.

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Thirty Rockets Fired into Israel in Ten Minutes – Defense/Security – News – Arutz Sheva.

Barrage fired into Israel shortly after IDF announcement to prepare for escalation on the Gaza border.

By Tova Dvorin

First Publish: 7/7/2014, 8:17 PM / Last Update: 7/7/2014, 8:47 PM

Hamas terrorists fire rockets at Israel
Hamas terrorists fire rockets at Israel
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Hamas fired over 30 rockets in a ten-minute period into Israel on Monday, with hits reported in Sha’ar HaNegev, the Eshkol Region, Netivot, Sderot, and Be’er Sheva between 8:00 – 8:10 pm IST.

No buildings were reportedly damaged. One Ashkelon resident is being treated for shrapnel injuries.

“Code red” sirens have reportedly been sounded as of 8:30 pm as far as Tel Aviv and in Gush Etzion; rockets could be seen from as far away as Beit Shemesh, just West of Jerusalem, eyewitnesses told Arutz Sheva.

The barrage follows the Security Cabinet decision to prepare…

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