i deserv, i mean lik, yu no, more betr edutasion

the wurld aint fare and i deserv lots more betr stuff then i get.  mostli i deserv a gudd edutasion so i kan hav lotsa monie two liv gud and sav th wurld like i wanna.

i weasted twelve years  of mi lyfe in skools and done gradueted. stil peple tell me i kant bearly read an rite.  i kan but if i kant aint mi falt.  its th falt of mi parnts and evrybudy elce. skool was reel hard and sumtimes i had to go irregardless of weather i wanted too or not.  if i had been bourne mani years ago ida been a membr

Al Capp's SWINE

of thys grup excep maibe thei wodn’t hav let mi joyn becaus thei coulda thout i wasn smrt enugh o sumfin.  stupd jrks.

Know evn tho I wel kwalified i kant get no gud job like i deserv that pais lota of gud monie sew i kan liv lik i wanna no mater ho hard i tri.  them kapitalysts wont gime ani and nither wl anibodi els. wifout lots monie i kant liv lik i wanna and mak the wurld a betr plac lik i wanna. its unfare.

therefor I dimand the folowyn:

two be sent to ani kolege of mi choyce and givn free tuytun,  buks, fud, lotsa monie fur livin lik i wanna and a gud playce to liv four for years or hoevr longe it take mi to git thru. since im rel smrt an dont ned mor then a koleg degre aniwai it shudnt take mi two longue maibe jus a cupla yers.

to be aloud to do whatsoevyr i want whensoevr i so want and not two have nobodi interfre wif mi lyfe.

not too have two studi nothin i don want two and not too hav two studi nothin tuo hard.

two be aloud to study whatsoevyr i want, and whinevr, wearevyr, and howevir, i want.

not two be bothured with no grades and no dekadnt stuf lik thet.

to git graduated whn i sa im ready. them kolege techers dont no nuthin and r stuped.

to be garaunted a govrnmnt subsudie or at leest a hi payin job lik segretari (i kan tipe rel gud) o educasin o sumfin whn i graduated at leest $75000 each yer for startrs.

not too hav to pai no taxs for ten yers aftr i graduated. taxs on peple lik me r unfare.

thse nonnegotible demands is veri reasonabil and is mi guarantyud humen rites undr the konstituton.

thets all i dimand write no and i want all off thim write no. If i don’t get thim al write no ill go on a hungary stryke and thatll sho yo stupyd jyrks. When i get thim heres what ill mak hapyn:

th sees gonna stop getin hire.

th ayr wil b clen jus lik mi.

th clymat will stop changin.

thirll be lotsa good stuf fur averybody an itl al be frie.

peopel will vot jus lik i tel thm.

hohoho! neu stufs waa in and old stufs gotta go!

About danmillerinpanama

I was graduated from Yale University in 1963 with a B.A. in economics and from the University of Virginia School of law, where I was the notes editor of the Virginia Law Review in 1966. Following four years of active duty with the Army JAG Corps, with two tours in Korea, I entered private practice in Washington, D.C. specializing in communications law. I retired in 1996 to sail with my wife, Jeanie, on our sailboat Namaste to and in the Caribbean. In 2002, we settled in the Republic of Panama and live in a very rural area up in the mountains. I have contributed to Pajamas Media and Pajamas Tatler. In addition to my own blog, Dan Miller in Panama, I an an editor of Warsclerotic and contribute to China Daily Mail when I have something to write about North Korea.
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7 Responses to i deserv, i mean lik, yu no, more betr edutasion

  1. pnordman says:

    Prizles! U’s iz AWSUM!

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  4. Jim White says:

    Have you read a newspaper or magazine lately? I think the author of your story somehow got into college, graduated and became editor of most of the print media.

  5. Ruvy says:

    Gud spelin r overeated.

    • Ruvy,

      Whi ys thts tru. It i dndnt hav spl chkr id hav a bigr problm. Ths tim i dint us tht.

      More seriously, perhaps the “abbreviations” commonly used on Twitter and for text messages contribute to the problem.

  6. Bob says:

    Please remove my email address
    Live near wash dc
    Get enough political garbage
    Hope alls well

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