New bumper stickers for President Obama

Here are just a few suggestions for Obama Campaign slogans to help everyone understand who he is and why we must reelect him. Providing them is the least I can do and he needs all the help we can give. Suggest more, please. Give until it hurts.

Vegans for Obama.
There’s no Meat There!

Unemployment Pays.
Vote Obama!

Michelle Vacations for Us so We don’t have to.
Vote Obama!

Obama Creates Jobs in China So We Won’t Have to Work.
Vote Obama!

It’s too Hard to Think.
Just Vote Obama!

Forget the Dream — Nightmares are Better.
Vote Obama!

Spread the Misery.
Vote Obama!

Get a Grope Grip.
Vote Obama!

We Don’t Need the Military.
Obama Killed Osama!

Celebrities for Obama.
He’s One Hell of an Actor!

Jealousy is Virtuous.
Vote Obama!

He’s Cotton Candy for the Mind.
Vote Obama!

Big Government Knows Best.
Vote Obama!

Sign The Declaration of Dependence.
Vote Obama!

Vote Early and Often.
For Obama!

He is the Brightest and Most Equal.
Vote Obama!

We Don’t need Light Bulbs.
Obama Shines us on on us!

Create More Jobs for Firefighters.
Buy a Government Motors Volt.

Government Needs to Make All Choices For Us.
Vote Obama!

Choice? Not a Chance.
Vote Obama!

A Little Child Must Continue to Lead Us.
Vote Obama!

Castro’s Daughter Wants to Vote for Obama.
Send Him to Cuba!

Now it’s up to you. The winning entrant will be told how to get on the Obama Campaign mailing list to receive notices of lotteries offering such prizes as dinner for two at a Chicago soup kitchen with President and First Lady Obama, a ticket to watch the Obama Kids rehearse singing his praises and an adventure tour of Bosnia under sniper fire with Secretary Clinton. Please post comments with your entries. You can’t win unless you enter!

About danmillerinpanama

I was graduated from Yale University in 1963 with a B.A. in economics and from the University of Virginia School of law, where I was the notes editor of the Virginia Law Review in 1966. Following four years of active duty with the Army JAG Corps, with two tours in Korea, I entered private practice in Washington, D.C. specializing in communications law. I retired in 1996 to sail with my wife, Jeanie, on our sailboat Namaste to and in the Caribbean. In 2002, we settled in the Republic of Panama and live in a very rural area up in the mountains. I have contributed to Pajamas Media and Pajamas Tatler. In addition to my own blog, Dan Miller in Panama, I an an editor of Warsclerotic and contribute to China Daily Mail when I have something to write about North Korea.
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4 Responses to New bumper stickers for President Obama

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  3. MaddMedic says:

    Reblogged this on Freedom Is Just Another Word… and commented:
    LOL!!!! Now these are funny!!

  4. Mike says:

    How about:
    “It won’t be fair until we all have crappy health care.”

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