Federal employees are just so very special! Think of all the demanding work they do and the great jobs they so tirelessly do. And it’s all for us, the silly little people. Never before in human history have so many owed so much to so few — unlike the bloody baby killers in the military, who live beastly lives of luxury in far away exotic places at our expense! All military freeloaders who are not fired must have their pay and benefits cut; it’s only fair.
Our civil servants are the most equal among equals and must remain so, for our own good, not for theirs. Not.