Let’s ALL Celebrate Anti-Islamophobia Month.

It’s the Multicultural way!
How could we possibly go wrong?

We must recognize that Islam is our friend, not our enemy, and apologize for our shameful misconduct toward members of the highly regarded Religion of True Peace.

Here’s a not very different view:

Colonel Allen West has some similar ideas.

Colonel West is just an absurd old White militaristic Uncle Tom with an irrational hatred of Islam. A vile Islamophobe, he says nothing worth hearing and knows nothing worth knowing. He didn’t even have enough common sense to stay happily on the Democrat plantation where he belongs and could have received a cotton-picking waiver (or at least an ObamaPhone or two or three) for loyal service to The Anointed One.

Widely praised as an unequaled legal scholar and historian, President Obama is wisely opposed to Islamophobia. He has been diligent in consistently praising Islam and chastising America for her hatred and oppression of Islamic rights. He even won reelection by fighting fiercely to defeat the misogynistic Republicans in their war on women — for whom they refuse to recognize even the most basic of human rights, free contraception and abortifacients.

Islam is the religion of true peace, freedom, democracy and the rights of man women because Our Dear Leader says so. What more could possibly be desired? Have a nice day and don’t forget to bow deeply to any dictator you encounter; it’s the modern way.

UPDATE:

Jim, at Conservatives on Fire, suggested that this video be included. I also think it has a place here.