Maduro’s mystical abilities and insights are marvels to behold. However, to see the deceased el Presidente as a chirping little bird transcends belief.

What next? In what other forms might Chavez appear? One can only guess and probably be wrong. However, here are just a few possibilities:

As his ghost angel dropping bread and fish from Heaven to the assembled devoted, as the spirits of Bolivar and of Che watch entranced,

Chavez seated in clinics dispensing cures for unknown illnesses to the peasants of Venezuela,

or maybe (to frighten the opposition) a Chavez-like vulture lurking on a limb waiting to pounce.

No matter, the imaginations of Chavistas are far more inventive than mine.

The Devil's Excrement

(Video also here)

You can’t make this corny, stupid, silly stuff up. Interim President Maduro says that this morning he went to a small chapel made out of wood (Where? Made out of wood. Really Nicolas? He was also alone, praying, sure Nicolas, we believe you) and a little bird came in and chirped at him (Maduro repeats the sounds and everything) and he whistled back the same pretty chirp. And then comes the jump into the mystical, it was Chavez, he felt the spirit, blessing the campaign, yada yada yada…

Really, hard to make this stuff up. Hard to even think of saying such things.

Chigüire Bipolar gives up making jokes, says it is really hard to make things up after Maduro saying this.

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About danmillerinpanama

I was graduated from Yale University in 1963 with a B.A. in economics and from the University of Virginia School of law, where I was the notes editor of the Virginia Law Review in 1966. Following four years of active duty with the Army JAG Corps, with two tours in Korea, I entered private practice in Washington, D.C. specializing in communications law. I retired in 1996 to sail with my wife, Jeanie, on our sailboat Namaste to and in the Caribbean. In 2002, we settled in the Republic of Panama and live in a very rural area up in the mountains. I have contributed to Pajamas Media and Pajamas Tatler. In addition to my own blog, Dan Miller in Panama, I an an editor of Warsclerotic and contribute to China Daily Mail when I have something to write about North Korea.
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  1. Bats in the belfry comes to mind.

  2. Pingback: danmillerinpanama | Es ist ein Klaüsterfökken.

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