Very subtly, he seeks to bring sexual dysfunction and even worse to Islamists. However, President Obama is still in real trouble.
Good Americans all — we should help him out.
Although many view with indignation the Obama Administration’s evident support for homosexuality, their concerns are due to failures to look beneath the veil. As shown in this 2012 Obama campaign video, heterosexual activity is preferred and indeed depended upon. Where else (aside from Mexico and other hot spots) will they get more Democrat voters?
Note that the young female suggests that the “first time” should be with a “great guy” — not with another great gal.
Now, however, a previously obscure Health and Human Services website at girlshealth.gov has come under critical scrutiny because it provides tips on lesbian sex targeted at girls between ten and sixteen years old. For example,
If girls click on the “Body” tab on the home page, then the “Your Sexuality” tab, then “Dealing with Dating and Sexual Feelings” link, they will find the “Could I be Gay?” link.
“If you’re having feelings of romantic or physical attraction to other girls, you may wonder about your sexual orientation,” the site states. “It’s natural as you develop to wonder about these feelings, and it may take time to figure out your sexual orientation.”
The brilliant minds developing this barely noticeable stealth attack on the Religion of Peace deserve our praise, not blame, for cashing in on a once little known trend.
Lezzzzbehonest, all girls are secretly lesbians. Is it just me or does lesbianism seem to be the trend these days? I believe that sexual attraction is often circumstantial and most people are a little bit bisexual, or at least bi-curious, regardless of the gender of past partners.
I mean come on, if Jennifer Lawrence propositioned me I’d be down. Seriously, JLaw if you are reading this hit me up, my Twitter handle is at the bottom.
Guys, there is so much more bi-experimentation going on than you all realize. Being part of a sorority in college I have seen this first hand. The majority of the time girls are not comfortable sharing this information with anyone but I’m telling you that most girls have some lesbian tendencies.
As girls get older they start to develop their true sexual identity; sexuality becomes clearer and more defined as time goes on. Figuring out who you are is a sign of maturity and sex is at its core.
These highly reputable scientific consensus findings provide great hope that President Obama’s brilliant strategy will work; great binders full of women and girls must — and shall — be touched with passion. Similar affirmative action initiatives by the Department of Justice have already led the way.
Sexual harassment? That’s all in the eye of the beholder (when the Government says so) — and that’s enough because the “reasonable person” standard is old fashioned (when the Government says so).
Might some see these trifles as problems? Just get over it and get with the program. It’s all for the best. If all else fails, just take out a student loan, go back to college and get another degree — plus a free sex change operation.
A number of elite private institutions, such as Duke and Yale, have recently added sex-change operations to the list of covered health-care procedures, raising student fees in order to pay for it. The operations and treatments can run higher than $50,000 for a single student.
Don’t fret about the horrid long gone days when spirits were brave, the stakes were high, guys were real guys, gals were real gals and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small fury creatures from Alpha Centauri. That’s all in the shameful past and we should be glad.
In our brave new world, we don’t need no old fashioned heroes with freedom fetishes. We already have a new hero, our own brave President Obama! He is busy really fixing the crack in the Liberty Bell, permanently.
President Obama’s brilliant stealth initiative does not slander Islam; that would make them faster, more furious and hence more dangerous. It is a far better thing that he does.
As he — our very own Commander in Chief — has wisely proclaimed, the future belongs not to those who
tell the truth about slander Islam. Indeed, steps are already being taken to prevent abuses of that nature.
A U.S. attorney in Tennessee is reportedly vowing to use federal civil rights statutes to clamp down on offensive and inflammatory speech about Islam.
Bill Killian, U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Tennessee, was quoted by the Tullahoma News this week suggesting that some inflammatory material on Islam might run afoul of federal civil rights laws.
“We need to educate people about Muslims and their civil rights, and as long as we’re here, they’re going to be protected,” Killian told the newspaper.
Killian, along with the FBI special agent that runs the Knoxville office, are set to speak next week to a special meeting with the local Muslim community, informing them about their rights under federal law.
“This is an educational effort with civil rights laws as they play into freedom of religion and exercising freedom of religion,” Killian said about the meeting. “This is also to inform the public what federal laws are in effect and what the consequences are.”
Wise and cuddly hero that he is, President Obama has said nothing inconsistent with subverting Islam through stealth, as HHS has tried manfully to do. Stealth is the best policy because fighting a violent so called “war on terror,” as we have tried and failed to do successfully, has become passe and ceased to be fun. President Obama has tired of it. Besides, he has worse enemies to defeat, such as conservatives and even Republican obstructionists and their vast right-wing allies at Faux News.
Think about it! Islam demands death for homosexual activity. If enough young American girls discover their true sexual identities and become lesbians rather than convert to Islam — and “home grown” Islamists realize that sexual relations with “suitable” girls have become more difficult to arrange — there will probably be less Islamic interest in establishing their long-awaited caliphate in the United States. Rather than seek to rebuild the nation in their own Islamist image, they will decide to wait for her to self-destruct. That’s a great solution! No mere Mormon could ever have devised such an
ingenuous ingenious plan. Yet President Obama did it, with just a little bit of help from the Easter Bunny. If that does not work, there is an equally wise backup plan; we can, and will, still defeat them.
We will fool them.
As lesbians increase in number and heterosexuals decrease, there will initially be proportionate decreases in births. This will mean that contraceptive and abortion providers will cease to exist — which many conservatives are likely to approve. Then, as contraceptives and abortions become decreasingly available, the birth rate in the United States will begin to rise and all will get back to
sort of normal. The transition should be of short duration, in geological terms. Since there are no other viable options, we must think long term and really big.
There is another, even more important, benefit to increasing the numbers of young (ten to sixteen year old) girls who agree that they are –or in any event should be — lesbians. For example, as the trend moves forward, it is likely that more young men will decide that to “get into the groove” they must agree that they also are “gay.” Then, military recruitment will be easier as they learn of — and demand to join — highly skilled precision drill teams such as this:
As the trend moves ever forward, and Islamic “freedom fighters” find out, they will be highly impressed — they almost certainly have nothing similar — and will assume that such highly trained precision drilling warriors must be equally fierce in actual combat. They will quickly surrender.
Either that or they can be captured as they become victims of disabling fits of hysterical laughter. In the United States, being a politically favored victim is rewarding. In any event, we must move forward together.
It is difficult to
dream up discover justifications for Obama Administration policies, and this is the best I have been able to do. Let’s all get behind him and help him out. We Can’t Wait!