Climate Change Causes Vasectomies

I had not previously understood the potentials horrors.

Surely, we need to show our empathy with all of humanity. Let’s help those who believe in anthropomorphic global smarming climate change do whatever they feel obliged to do to themselves. It’s the only viable, economically possible and humanitarian way to try to end climate change.

Once the Government shut slow down is over, will President Obama arrange grants to encourage such a worthy pursuit? Probably not. In the long term, doing so could reduce the numbers of Democrat voters, a far worse result than even the horrors of climate change.

Al Gore

Perhaps St. Al the Gored will help.

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About danmillerinpanama

I was graduated from Yale University in 1963 with a B.A. in economics and from the University of Virginia School of law, where I was the notes editor of the Virginia Law Review in 1966. Following four years of active duty with the Army JAG Corps, with two tours in Korea, I entered private practice in Washington, D.C. specializing in communications law. I retired in 1996 to sail with my wife, Jeanie, on our sailboat Namaste to and in the Caribbean. In 2002, we settled in the Republic of Panama and live in a very rural area up in the mountains. I have contributed to Pajamas Media and Pajamas Tatler. In addition to my own blog, Dan Miller in Panama, I an an editor of Warsclerotic and contribute to China Daily Mail when I have something to write about North Korea.
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6 Responses to Climate Change Causes Vasectomies

  1. Tom Carter says:

    Perhaps we could forge a hadith and insert it into the collections of all the Islamic sects, reflecting Muhammad’s view that the Sixth Pillar of Islam is vasectomy at puberty. That would solve 95 percent of the world’s terrorism problems within a generation.

    Well, what!? As long as we’re indulging flights of fancy like the IPCC report, might as well think of positive things….

  2. Mike says:

    Unfortunately it doesn’t cause as many as I would hope.

  3. phoebe53 says:

    Hopefully it will only afflict those who believe in it.

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