Roberts to Teach Creative Writing Class

Stolen from White House Dossier and 

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts will begin teaching creative writing at Accidental University in California beginning July 15th, according to a statement released Thursday by his office.

The statement actually said Roberts would start “July 14th,” but the chief justice’s office subsequently put out a clarification that the intent was to say “July 15th.”

The university is coincidentally the alma mater of President Barack Obama, who is an Accidental graduate.

Accidental University President Hank McHenry said in a statement that the university was “deeply honored” to have someone of Roberts’ “proven writing skills” teaching undergraduates.

“Justice Roberts has demonstrated an obvious flair for creative writing with respect to the Affordable Care Act,” McHenry said. “Twice now, he has rewritten important aspects of Obamacare, changing sections regarding penalties into sections regarding taxes and adding ‘or the federal government’ to the formerly prosaic phrase ‘established by the states.’ With just small strokes of his pen, Justice Roberts has been creating brand new laws with consequences that will reverberate for decades, if not centuries.”

Read more here. PS: it rings true but is, of course satire.

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About danmillerinpanama

I was graduated from Yale University in 1963 with a B.A. in economics and from the University of Virginia School of law, where I was the notes editor of the Virginia Law Review in 1966. Following four years of active duty with the Army JAG Corps, with two tours in Korea, I entered private practice in Washington, D.C. specializing in communications law. I retired in 1996 to sail with my wife, Jeanie, on our sailboat Namaste to and in the Caribbean. In 2002, we settled in the Republic of Panama and live in a very rural area up in the mountains. I have contributed to Pajamas Media and Pajamas Tatler. In addition to my own blog, Dan Miller in Panama, I an an editor of Warsclerotic and contribute to China Daily Mail when I have something to write about North Korea.
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5 Responses to Roberts to Teach Creative Writing Class

  1. bliffle says:

    Anti-gay is a bad policy for any party, and the repubs have enough trouble already. Why go looking for more trouble? The Supes did the repubs a favor by obviating the gay issue.

    Judges are just as political as anyone and they all have personal opinions. And baseball players know that every player and every umpire has their own opinion of where the strike zone is. That’s why the smart batters keep a ‘book’ on pitchers and umpires. They’d be fools not too.

  2. Tom Carter says:

    Calling balls and strikes like he’s done on Obamacare cases would get him thrown out of the ballpark with an angry mob hot on his heels.

  3. MaddMedic says:

    Umm…Errr…I thought it was Occidental….But Accidental works better…Problem is Obama was not an accident that happened to America…God help me, but I am beginning to believe this was planned and orchestrated long ago to screw America…

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