Hillary is Best Qualified to Finish Imam Obama’s Work

This may be the only time He has been totally candid: 

Via e-mail:

In Chaos Theory, the “butterfly effect” is the name given to the sensitive connection between initial conditions in which an insignificant event in one state in non-linear systems, can result in sometimes catastrophic events in the universal state.

In other words, although unlikely, it is possible for a butterfly flapping its wings in Texas to cause a typhoon in the Japanese Sea.

Case in point, in mid-20th Century America, a loose 18-year-old hippie female in a Honolulu college had sex with an older, alcoholic Kenyan man on a student visa, who had a wife and child back in Africa. And this less than significant event started the collapse and dissolution of the United States of America.

Imam Obama has done a masterful job of bringing America’s collapse and dissolution to fruition. He has emasculated the Republican Party (with its bipartisan support) and helped to Make Islamism Great Again. He has worked diligently to bring peace to the entire Middle East by recognizing that the problem is not Islamism but the Israeli occupation of Palestine. He knows that the true objective of the Muslim Brotherhood is universal brotherhood (and sisterhood, of course, provided that they don’t mingle). Although much remains to be done, He has directed Hillary along His path of righteousness. Like Imam Obama, She knows all that any kafir should know about Islam — that we need more of it to calm our violent emotions. No one is half as great as Hillary!

Here’s how She will overcome all obstacles to finishing Obama’s work:

Hillary is a very brave, combat tested foreign policy expert — nay, visionary.

She honed Her foreign policy expertise through heroic efforts with Imam Obama to combat anti-Islamist videos.

She is always truthful, as She has told us.

She is, like, totally trustworthy.

Only a racist, misogynist or other bigot would consider Hillary and the other great people and things in the above graphic untrustworthy. Hillary knows better because She is a tolerant woman.

Be not concerned when you hear anything about Her that seems terrible; it isn’t. Everything bad said or written about Her is solely because of a vast right wing conspiracy. Vile Republicans and others are, and long have been, out to get Her and Her beloved Bill; it won’t work because She is a Woman!

She has been vetted by all media which reject the vast right wing conspiracy and its lies.

Because She was often poor – even when She left the White House — and didn’t know where to find her next mortgage payment or meal, She feels the pain of the little people. They love Her.  She is a woman!

Lots of very rich folks support her and empathize with the little people because they too know what it means to be poor and hungry.

Arab nations also support Her, for nearly the same reason — they are adherents to the true Religion of Peace and want to share their peace and bounty with the less fortunate.

Misogynist Trump — he of the abominable orange hair — calls Her “Crooked Hillary.” That’s disgusting! There is nothing crooked about her; Somebody needs to pay the Bill bills. She cares! She Is A Woman!

Conclusions

The election is coming! Vote early and often for Hillary! Down with Hillaryphobia! Save the Religion of Peace! Down with Islamophobia! Down with the vast right wing conspiracy! She is a Woman!

Hillary! Hillary! Hillary Can! Hillary will Win!

She’s our fan; if we can’t do it, nobody can!

On the other hand, er, I mean, but on the other hands,