Category Archives: Biden

President Obama to Confiscate all Privately Owned Weapons.


They can kill people unnecessarily, uncompassionately and unfairly unless possessed only by the proper authorities. Yesterday, deeply concerned about the end of the world predicted for today, I was faced with making a difficult decision: should I drink all of … Continue reading

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Al Qaeda Endorses President Obama; Tonight’s Debate to be affected.


Boosting President Obama’s reelection chances Sheik Mohamed ali-Baba, principal spokesman for al Qaeda, demanded that President Obama be reelected. Sheik Mohamed ali-Baba, a well known Islamic scholar, humanitarian, redistributionist and principal spokesman for al Qaeda, today cited the reelection of … Continue reading

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Biden Wins Debate, will now Investigate Foreign Campaign Contributions.


The decision to send him to China to get to the bottom of the mess was made during last night’s debate. Proverbs 29:9 When a wise man has a controversy with a foolish man, the foolish man either rages or … Continue reading

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Political Correctness is a Communicable Disease.


It is transmitted by hot air, a consequence of global warming (caused by deadly carbon emissions) not complained of by well known Climatologist St. Al the Gored. Libruls are the principal carriers and are also the most susceptible. Political correctness … Continue reading

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Obama Resigns, President Biden Addresses the Nation.


The Old Chief is gone. Hail to the New Chief! For this report of today’s important breaking news I must thank my esteemed confidential source, the Very Honorable I.M. Totus. Once again the former Teleprompter of the United States, he … Continue reading

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Obama Campaign solicitations flock to my Spam box like Nigerian e-mails.


There were only two today, but it’s Saturday. Here is another plea I from my great friend, our historically best Vice President ever, Joe. Friend — Election Day will be here in less than four months. And we’re facing a … Continue reading

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Another Dignified Letter from a Remarkably Presidential Candidate.


An advance copy of this beautiful letter came mysteriously into my possession. President Obama may not have written it with his very own hand, but it is no less dignified or candid than his previous epistles. I am for the … Continue reading

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President Obama says that same-sex marriage is way cool.


On May 9th, President Obama came out in favor of same-sex marriage; sort of.  Acknowledging that it’s a matter of fairness that remains up to the states, he was planning to get around to it if and when convenient. There … Continue reading

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Headlines Should be Written Carefully.


Here is the headline over a Thanksgiving story: Bidens Host Wounded Warriors for Thanksgiving. Of course, the Bidens’ host hadn’t actually wound any warriors for Thanksgiving, or at least the story didn’t suggest that it had happened. The absence of … Continue reading

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