Category Archives: Humor

A real Grand Unification Theory: Christianity, Islam and Paganism


Einstein tried but failed to develop a Grand Unification Theory. Perhaps he should have selected a name without the acronym GUT. Hope remains, and I developed one in less than an hour. It explains life, the universe and everything. I. posits: 1. … Continue reading

Posted in Christians, Foreign policy, History, Humor, Ideology, Insanity, Iran scam, Iranian nukes, Islam, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic Jihad, Islamic slaughter, Islamic State, Islamists, Nonsense, Obama, Obama's America, P5+1, Pope, Religion, Turkey | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Roberts to Teach Creative Writing Class


Stolen from White House Dossier and Keith Koffler, June 25, 2015 Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts will begin teaching creative writing at Accidental University in California beginning July 15th, according to a statement released Thursday by his office. The statement actually … Continue reading

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Obama to Israel: I have your back


This is a post by my (imaginary) guest author, the Most Reverend Mohamed Allah-scimitar, President Obama’s chief foreign policy adviser on Islamic relations with Christians and Jews. But first, some related observations: Iran continues to reject as lies Obama’s statements about the … Continue reading

Posted in Atomic bomb, Diplomacy, Fatwa, Foreign policy, Gaza, Hamas, Humor, Iran, Iran scam, Iranian nukes, Israel, Khamenei, Lies, Netanyahu, Obama, P5+1, Palestinian Authority, Pledge of Allegiance, Racism, Religion of death | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Obama abducted by aliens


Today, April fool’s day first, Obama was abducted by aliens from Venus who were concerned about His warlike stance toward the peaceful Islamic Republic of Iran. Mars is the god of war, Venus is the goddess of peace. Aliens from … Continue reading

Posted in Choom gang, Commander in Chief, Egypt, Foreign policy, Humor, Iran, Iran scam, Iraq, Islamic Caliphate, Islamists, Israel, Khamenei, Middle East, Netanyahu, Nuclear weapons, Obama, P5+1, Religion of death, Religion of peace, Submission, Syria, Yemen | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Obama to preempt all programming to address Climate change: March 3


This is a guest post by my (imaginary) guest author, the Most Reverend Mohamed Allah-scimitar, President Obama’s chief adviser on Islamic relations with Christians and Jews. ********************** The worst crisis ever to face The Obama Nation — man-caused global warming climate change — continues to immobilize the country. … Continue reading

Posted in Chamberlain, Christians, Congress, Executive Decree, Foreign policy, Government reliance, Humor, Internet, Iran, Iran scam, Islam, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic slaughter, Islamic State, Israel, Jobs for jihadists, Leftists, Media, Netanyahu, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Obama's America, P5+1, Peace in our time, Politics, Religion of death, Religion of peace, Violent extremism | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Organizing for Action will help lead Obama’s war on violent extremism


Editor’s note: This is another post by my (imaginary) guest author, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For … Continue reading

Posted in Appeasement, CAIR, Compassion, Department of State, Foreign policy, Freedom, Hadith, Hate speech, Humor, Islam, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic Jihad, Islamic slaughter, Islamic State, Islamists, Islamophobia, Koran, Leftists, Liberals, Libruls, Middle East, Muslim Brotherhood, Muslim supremacy, Muslims, Obama, Obama's America, Organizing for Action, Regime change, Religion of death, Religion of peace, Right wing extremists, Satire, Sharia law, Submission, Terrorism, Violent extremism | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Senseless, violent, random “extremism” is not Islamic


Editor’s note: This is a post by my (imaginary) guest author, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For … Continue reading

Posted in Best friend, Chamberlain, Charlie Hedbo, Deer crossings, Foreign policy, France, Freedom, Humor, Ideology, Iran, Iran scam, Islam, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic slaughter, Islamic State, Islamists, Kenya, Kim Chi-un, Koran, Middle East, Obama, Obama's America, Political Correctness, Religion, Religion of death, Religion of peace, Sharia law, Ted Cruz | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments