Category Archives: Ketchup

President Obama fires Secretary Kerry and excommunicates PM Netanyahu

Posted on 26 July 2014 by danmillerinpanama

Kerry went to Martha’s Vineyard, boarded his yacht and left all further efforts to transform the world to Valerie Jarrett. PM Netanyahu commented only that Obama’s excommunication edict won’t work since he is not a Roman Catholic and that Obama’s issuance of a fatwa wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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Argentina has a severe ketchup crisis and we can help

Posted on 8 February 2014 by danmillerinpanama

Argentinia’s Ketchup Crisis must not go to waste. It requires immediate Senate confirmation of President Obama’s appointment of Noah Bryson Mamet as U.S. Ambassador to Argentina. It has not been a good start of the year for Argentineans [sic.]: a collapsing currency … Continue reading →

Posted in Argentina, Foreign aid, Heniz, John Kerry, Ketchup, Obama's America, Political class, Satire, Shortages, Snark, Unified State of Obama, United States | Tagged , , , , , , , | 6 Comments