Category Archives: Pigs can now fly

November 24th Nuke “deal” with Iran to start to begin to become effective on January 20th

What does it mean? Who knows? When might we learn? Who knows? Acording to a Fox “breaking news” report, Under the deal, Iran agreed to limit its uranium enrichment to 5 percent — the grade commonly used to power reactors. … Continue reading

Posted in 2014, Atomic bomb, Dove of peace, Iran, Libruls, Middle East, Nuclear weapons, Obama, P5+1, Pigs can now fly, Sanctions, Unified State of Obama | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments

No-Negotiate-Obama was only Practicing [Spoof]

In a Presidential Address delivered today, President Obama calmed Wall Street and the rest of the nation by reversing course. Here is the text of the Presidential Address: My fellow Americans, some of you believe that my “no negotiations” stance … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Appeasement, Chemical weapons, Congress, Conservatives, Debt limit, Democracy, Democrats, Egypt, Federal budget, Humor, Iran, Islamists, Korea, Libruls, Middle East, Muslim Brotherhood, Netanyahu, North Korea, North Korea's nukes, North Korean missiles, Nuclear weapons, Obama, ObamaCare, Palestine, Pigs can now fly, Politics, President Obama, Putin, Republicans, Russia, Sanctions, Satire, United States | Tagged , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

A Librul Tries to Grow Pineapples.

This is a guest post by Senator Ima Librul (D., Utopia) on the fine art of growing pineapples. I am a Librul and justly proud of the great good we are doing for the entire World. This is my creed: … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Boehner, Climate change, Debt limit, Fiscal Cliff, Government reliance, Insanity, Kiking the can down the road, Libruls, Obama, Pigs can now fly, Pineapples, Politics, United States, Vegetable garden | Tagged , , | 8 Comments

President Obama May Issue an Important New Executive Order.

Confidential sources of inside information are now very popular. This article is based solely my highly confidential source, the recently restored to duty Teleprompter of the United Status, the Very Honorable Mr. I.M. Totus. According to The Very Honorable Mr. … Continue reading

Posted in Abuse of Power, Congress, Constitution, Democracy, Democrats, Elections, Free Press, Law, Law and Order, Military, Obama, Opinion, Pigs can now fly, Politics, presidential, Satire, Snark, Society, TOTUS, United States, White House | Tagged , , | 16 Comments

NEWS FLASH: The price of helping President Obama to celebrate his birthday has risen.

Until recently, it was possible to win a chance to help President Obama celebrate his birthday by betting only three dollars.  Now, you can pay twenty-five dollars to play. By e-mail received in my SPAM filter on July 16th, our … Continue reading

Posted in Begging, Betting, Campaign contributions, Could be worse, Dignity, Elections, Gambling, Humor, Obama, Pigs can now fly, Politics, United States | Tagged , | 5 Comments

Department of Transportation Prepares for President Obama’s Reelection

It recognizes that many of us will need lots more emotional support. Life has improved greatly since the primitive olden days of air travel. On July 5th, the Department of Transportation published its new Nondiscrimination on the Basis of Disability … Continue reading

Posted in Administrative Agencies, Air travel, Could be worse, Department of Transportation, Insanity, Luxury, Nonsense, Pigs can now fly, Pot bellied pigs, Service annimals, travel, United States | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments