Category Archives: Satire

Obama supports Iran’s self inspection


In an exclusive interview with the FARtz News Agency, President Obama today voiced firm support for any deal bewteen Iran and the International Atomic Energy Agency permitting Iran to know for sure what it hasn’t been doing at its alleged military … Continue reading

Posted in Appeasement, Boehner, Congress, Diplomacy, Dishonor, Executive Decree, Foreign policy, Haaretz, Humor, IAEA, Iran - side deals, Iran nuke inspections, Iran sanctions relief, Iran scam, Iranian nukes, Israel, Khamenei, Libruls, Media, Netanyahu, Obama, Obama's America, Obama's legacy, P5+1, Right wing extremists, Satire, Ted Cruz | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

North Korea announces bold new peace plan


Editor’s note: This is a guest post by Kim Wu-hu, the highly respected director of North Korea’s Ministry of Everlasting Truth. She is variously believed to be Kim Jong-un’s sister or illegitimate daughter. Kim Jong-un (also known as Kim Chi-un), the … Continue reading

Posted in Commander in Chief, Diplomacy, Executive Decree, Foreign policy, Great Hair, Humor, Iran scam, Israel, John Kerry, Kim Chi-un, Kim Jong-un, North Korea, Obama, Obama's America, Obama's legacy, P5+1, Peace in our time, Satire, U.S. Military | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments

Watch out Kim, your nukes are next!


Having been thoroughly schooled by Iran during the P5+1 nuke negotiations on the necessity for flexibility, the Obama Administration is now even better prepared to take on the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. As North Korea and more recently Iran proved, sanctions are feeble devices … Continue reading

Posted in Diplomacy, Foreign policy, Human rights, Humor, IAEA, Iran nuke inspections, Iran sanctions relief, Iran scam, Iranian missiles, Iranian nukes, Kerry, Kim Chi-un, Kim Jong-un, Korea speculation, North Korea and Iran, North Korea's nukes, North Korean missiles, Obama, Obama's America, P5+1, Sanctions, Satire, Trust, United Nations | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Roberts to Teach Creative Writing Class


Stolen from White House Dossier and Keith Koffler, June 25, 2015 Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts will begin teaching creative writing at Accidental University in California beginning July 15th, according to a statement released Thursday by his office. The statement actually … Continue reading

Posted in Chief Justice Roberts, Constitution, Education, Freedom, Health Control, Humor, Obama, ObamaCare, Obamascare, Satire, Supreme Court | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Organizing for Action will help lead Obama’s war on violent extremism


Editor’s note: This is another post by my (imaginary) guest author, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For … Continue reading

Posted in Appeasement, CAIR, Compassion, Department of State, Foreign policy, Freedom, Hadith, Hate speech, Humor, Islam, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic Jihad, Islamic slaughter, Islamic State, Islamists, Islamophobia, Koran, Leftists, Liberals, Libruls, Middle East, Muslim Brotherhood, Muslim supremacy, Muslims, Obama, Obama's America, Organizing for Action, Regime change, Religion of death, Religion of peace, Right wing extremists, Satire, Sharia law, Submission, Terrorism, Violent extremism | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

How to deal with enemies, foreign and domestic


Editor’s note: This is a post by my (imaginary) guest author, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, al Qaeda, Appeasement, Bergdahl, Chickens, Fantasy, Foreign policy, Girl Scouts, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Islam, Islamic State, John Kerry, Leftists, Libruls, Military, Obama, Pigs, Politics, Satire, Unicorns, Wolves | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

How Obama briefly shut down North Korea’s internet


Obama’s confidential adviser on all matters Islamic, Mohamed Allah-dork, is disgusted with Obama’s recent attack on North Korea’s internet because the methods He used were contrary to true Islamic doctrine. Concerned that his silence might be viewed as agreement with Obama’s methods, Allah-dork decided to divulge what really happened and … Continue reading

Posted in Department of Defense, FCC, Foreign policy, Humor, Internet, Iran, Islam, North Korea, NSA, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Obamascare, P5+1, Religion of death, Religion of peace, Satire | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments