Category Archives: Satire

Satire (I hope) | Let’s repeal America’s Declaration of Independence and Constitution


The American Declaration of Independence was written by a vile slave owner, Thomas Jefferson of Virginia. The American Constitution was written, at least in part, by vile racists and other “America Firsters.” They tried, but fortunately failed, to prevent noncitizens … Continue reading

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Satire?| Obama Ratifies Treaty on Sharia Law


Having personally ratified the Iran Scam Treaty and the Climate Change Treaty with China, President Obama today met with Turkish, Saudi and Iranian heads of state to ratify a new treaty making Sharia Law binding in the United States. Please see … Continue reading

Posted in Climate change, Countering violent Extremism, Death to America, Dignity, Executive Order, Freedom, Human rights, Iran scam, Iranian nukes, Islam - human rights, Islamic honor, Islamic supremacy, Islamisation, Obama's affinity for Islam, Obama's America, Satire, Saudi Arabia, Turkey | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Rabid Rats Disparaged, CAIR Threatens


The Council Against Inhumanity to Rodents (CAIR) today announced that even though not all of the millions of Rodents on Earth are Rats, and even though not all Rats are rabid, all rats are being mercilessly disparaged due to the … Continue reading

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Diversity training will bring peace through submission, Insha’Obama


Our most prestigious universities now require diversity training for everyone coddled by un-Islamic aberrations based on Christian, Jewish, sexist and white privilege. Obama, bravely leading as always from the front, will follow them to combat Islamophobic speech and thought which … Continue reading

Posted in Allah, Asylum seekers, CAIR, Climate change, College days, Domestic policies, Eurabia, Foreign policy, Formerly Great Britain, Humor, Islam, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic immigration, Islamic supremacy, Islamophobia, Multicuralism, Obama's affinity for Islam, Obama's America, Satire, Sharia law | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Obama can defeat violent extremism with hugs and other treats for terrorists


Editor’s note: This is a guest post by my (imaginary) friend, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For … Continue reading

Posted in Arms control, Democrats, Education, Executive Order, Foreign policy, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Iranian terror proxies, Islamic Jihad, Islamic State, Islamic supremacy, Obama and crime, Obama's America, Obama's legacy, Religion of death, Religion of peace, Right wing extremists, Satire, Violent extremism, VP Biden, White Supremacists | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

REDUX: President Obama Welcomes His New Muslim Brotherhood Bodyguards.


This is a redux of a satirical article I posted on February 18, 2013. It is based on the following theses advanced, overtly or sub silentio, by Imam Obama: Islam is the true Religion of Peace and seeks, for the … Continue reading

Posted in Abbas, Antisemitism, Culture, Discrimination, Foreign policy, Humility, Humor, Insanity, Islamic Jihad, Islamic slaughter, Islamic supremacy, Islamists, Islamophobia, Israel, Jews, Media, Middle East, Muslim Brotherhood, Muslim Brotherhood Chorus, Netanyahu, Obama - rogue president, Obama's affinity for Islam, Obama's America, Palestine, Palestinian Authority, Palestinian heroes, Peace and Love, Polygamy, Religion, Religion of peace, Satire | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Short fiction | Jail or psychiatric treatment for Islamophobes


“Islamophobia” is a mental disorder evidenced by an insufficient understanding of Islam as the religion of peace. In the Age of Obama, Congress decreed that Islamophobia is a federal crime.  A few Republican extremists fought against the decree, but bipartisan … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Asylum, Beautiful women, Cultural differences, Culture of violence, Dishonor, Eurabia, Europe, European Union, Germany, Hate speech, Islamic immigration, Islamic Jihad, Islamic supremacy, Islamophobia, Middle East, Obama's America, Peace and Love, Political Correctness, Religion of peace, Satire, Sharia law, War on women | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments