Category Archives: Satire

Roberts to Teach Creative Writing Class


Stolen from White House Dossier and Keith Koffler, June 25, 2015 Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts will begin teaching creative writing at Accidental University in California beginning July 15th, according to a statement released Thursday by his office. The statement actually … Continue reading

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Organizing for Action will help lead Obama’s war on violent extremism


Editor’s note: This is another post by my (imaginary) guest author, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For … Continue reading

Posted in Appeasement, CAIR, Compassion, Department of State, Foreign policy, Freedom, Hadith, Hate speech, Humor, Islam, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic Jihad, Islamic slaughter, Islamic State, Islamists, Islamophobia, Koran, Leftists, Liberals, Libruls, Middle East, Muslim Brotherhood, Muslim supremacy, Muslims, Obama, Obama's America, Organizing for Action, Regime change, Religion of death, Religion of peace, Right wing extremists, Satire, Sharia law, Submission, Terrorism, Violent extremism | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

How to deal with enemies, foreign and domestic


Editor’s note: This is a post by my (imaginary) guest author, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, al Qaeda, Appeasement, Bergdahl, Chickens, Fantasy, Foreign policy, Girl Scouts, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Islam, Islamic State, John Kerry, Leftists, Libruls, Military, Obama, Pigs, Politics, Satire, Unicorns, Wolves | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

How Obama briefly shut down North Korea’s internet


Obama’s confidential adviser on all matters Islamic, Mohamed Allah-dork, is disgusted with Obama’s recent attack on North Korea’s internet because the methods He used were contrary to true Islamic doctrine. Concerned that his silence might be viewed as agreement with Obama’s methods, Allah-dork decided to divulge what really happened and … Continue reading

Posted in Department of Defense, FCC, Foreign policy, Humor, Internet, Iran, Islam, North Korea, NSA, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Obamascare, P5+1, Religion of death, Religion of peace, Satire | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

By Executive Action, Obama’s life and glory will be soon be presented in a ballet


A ballet depicting the life and glory of their hero, Hugo Chavez, is the current rage among all good Chavistas. Barack Humble Obama, who has brought us greater peace, prosperity, happiness and even laughter than Chavez ever did, deserves far better. By Presidential … Continue reading

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Obama picks Maxwell Smart as Secretary of Defense and Gender Equality


Immediately upon hearing of Secretary Hagel’s decision to resign, President Obama began His search for the best available replacement. Today, He announced His eagerly awaited choice for a successor. Statement of President Obama: My fellow Americans, as you are well aware, I pledged … Continue reading

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Obama asks Iran to mediate Israeli – Palestinian peace process (Satire?)


Israel’s vile actions, completely out of Obama’s control, have greatly imperiled heroic Palestinian efforts to advance His peace process. Accordingly, Obama has asked neutral and moderate Iran to act as an impartial mediator. Statement of President Obama Good morning, My fellow citizens of the world. … Continue reading

Posted in Abbas, Antisemitism, Baby killers, Commander in Chief, Democrats, Egypt, Foreign policy, Genocide, Iran, Islamists, Islamophobia, Israel, Jerusalem, Jews, Middle East, Murder, Muslim supremacists, Netanyahu, Nuclear weapons, Obama, Obama Nation, P5+1, Palestine, Palestinian Authority, Palestinian heroes, Peace process, Satire, Terrorism | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments