Category Archives: TOTUS

President Obama will issue an executive decree telling Iran what to do


The P5+1 deal with Iran, like ObamaCare and other laws of the land, means whatever He said (or may have meant to say) it means. As noted here and elsewhere, the P5+1 deal with Iran may not appear facially to provide for … Continue reading

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Do Free Stuff and Pleasant Sounding Words Trump all else?


Combined with compliant media they seem to. Daniel Duquenal (a pseudonym), my favorite blogger there even before he became the last significant English language blogger in Venezuela, offered some comparisons between the current Venezuelan regime and the regimes in Turkey and … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Belief, Chavez, Cult of personality, Democracy, Elections, Freedom, Good stuff for everone free, Media, My Fair Lady, Obama, Political Correctness, Politics, TOTUS, United States | Tagged , , , , , | 3 Comments

President Obama’s Memorial Day Address — Advance Copy


My confidential White House informant, The Really Honorable I.M. Totus, has provided this advance copy of the non-partisan Memorial Day address which he is programming President Obama to deliver. Editor’s comment: Some far right-wingers may be shocked at what President Obama … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Beyonce, BInders full of women, Church of Global Warming, Congress, Democrats, Executive Decree, Executive Order, Federal Agencies, Feminists, Global Warming, Government reliance, Humor, Insanity, Libruls, Memorial Day, National Anthem, Nonsense, Obama, Political Correctness, Politics, Satire, TOTUS, United States, War on women | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

President Obama to be Sworn in on January 21st. Please, no Swearing!


This is a guest post by my confidential White House informant, The Extraordinarily Honorable I.M. Totus, Teleprompter of the United States. Although not writing in his official capacity, he is uniquely familiar with happenings at the White House. As his … Continue reading

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President Obama to Confiscate all Privately Owned Weapons.


They can kill people unnecessarily, uncompassionately and unfairly unless possessed only by the proper authorities. Yesterday, deeply concerned about the end of the world predicted for today, I was faced with making a difficult decision: should I drink all of … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Biden, Big Bird, Constitution, Democracy, Executive Decree, free speech, Freedom, Freedom of religion, Government reliance, Humor, Insanity, Law, Libruls, Murder, Newtown massacre, Obama, Satire, TOTUS, United States, voting rights | Tagged , | 16 Comments

Next Debate – President Obama Will Win with the Help of TOTUS.


TOTUS will overcome all potential difficulties. Due to President Obama’s less than exemplary performance at the Wednesday night debate, serious concerns have been raised that not providing him even one single teleprompter was unfair. It was unfair, particularly in view … Continue reading

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Advance Information on President Obama’s Wednesday Debate Remarks


Due to his great appreciation of things foreign, President Obama will channel a famous German on Wednesday. It unknown whether he intends thereafter to ask German Chancellor Merkel for foreign aid. The Very Honorable I.M. Totus, the former Teleprompter of … Continue reading

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Obama Resigns, President Biden Addresses the Nation.


The Old Chief is gone. Hail to the New Chief! For this report of today’s important breaking news I must thank my esteemed confidential source, the Very Honorable I.M. Totus. Once again the former Teleprompter of the United States, he … Continue reading

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President Obama May Issue an Important New Executive Order.


Confidential sources of inside information are now very popular. This article is based solely my highly confidential source, the recently restored to duty Teleprompter of the United Status, the Very Honorable Mr. I.M. Totus. According to The Very Honorable Mr. … Continue reading

Posted in Abuse of Power, Congress, Constitution, Democracy, Democrats, Elections, Free Press, Law, Law and Order, Military, Obama, Opinion, Pigs can now fly, Politics, presidential, Satire, Snark, Society, TOTUS, United States, White House | Tagged , , | 14 Comments

Ex-TOTUS Speaks Again, no longer ex-cathedra.


In an earlier article The Really Honorable I. M. Totus, then the Teleprompter of the United States, told us of his origins and White House functions. Recently fired from his post, he now has even more to say. With the … Continue reading

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