Category Archives: TOTUS

Obama Resigns, President Biden Addresses the Nation.


The Old Chief is gone. Hail to the New Chief! For this report of today’s important breaking news I must thank my esteemed confidential source, the Very Honorable I.M. Totus. Once again the former Teleprompter of the United States, he … Continue reading

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President Obama May Issue an Important New Executive Order.


Confidential sources of inside information are now very popular. This article is based solely my highly confidential source, the recently restored to duty Teleprompter of the United Status, the Very Honorable Mr. I.M. Totus. According to The Very Honorable Mr. … Continue reading

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Ex-TOTUS Speaks Again, no longer ex-cathedra.


In an earlier article The Really Honorable I. M. Totus, then the Teleprompter of the United States, told us of his origins and White House functions. Recently fired from his post, he now has even more to say. With the … Continue reading

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Apes have been Rude, Crude and Unfair to Attorney General Holder.


They have also been unkind to one of his people, President Obama. They deserve compassion and help, not racist scorn from apes! General holder is a courageously humble civil servant who (unlike the Surgeon General) does not even occasionally wear … Continue reading

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EXCLUSIVE: The Teleprompter of the United States Tells All


We are greatly privileged to have the very highest Obama Administration official ever as our guest author today. President Obama’s eminence grise, The Really Honorable I.M. Totus, is uniquely qualified to tell us many things. * * * * * … Continue reading

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