Tag Archives: Global warming

Defense Department fights global warming with courage and determination


It’s the greatest threat of all time. Aside from Ebola, the DUH DOD has little else to do. According to the Daily Pest Beast, nurses fight Ebola more bravely than members of our military, so only 4,000 of our bravest and best boots on … Continue reading

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Iran and Khamenei probably never existed.


What can one write about when there’s nothing new and interesting? Here’s an idea for a new conspiracy theory: Iran and Supreme Leader Khamenei are imaginary, created to distract us from real problems by giving us somebody and something to … Continue reading

Posted in Al Gore, Antisemitism, Big Bird, Climate change, Conspiracy theories, Facts, Foreign policy, Freedom, Holocaust, Ideology, Islamists, John Kerry, Khamenei, Korans, Libruls, Muslims, Nuclear weapons, Obama, P5+1, Peace in our time, Satire, Snark, Unified State of Obama | Tagged , , , , , , | 6 Comments

President Obama’s SOTO address shortened, unexpectedly


Breaking news from Germany necessitated the cancellation of most of President Obama’s anxiously awaited bipartisan State of the Onion Address. President Obama hustled off stage According to an article titled Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm – police, … Continue reading

Posted in 2014, Congress, Cows, Democrats, Egypt, Executive Decree, Germany, Health Control, Iran, Israel, Middle East, Obama's America, Palestine, Shari law, State of the Onion Message | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

President Obama responds to North Korean invasion


Having been briefed by top security advisers about North Korea’s success in landing an astronaut on the Sun, President Obama today announced His decisive response. On January 21st, a satirical post “appeared at the Waterford Whisper News….” Mimicking typical North Korean propaganda, it proclaimed, … Continue reading

Posted in Al Gore, Iran, Israel, John Kerry, Kim Chi-un, North Korea, Nuclear weapons, Obama, P5+1, Politics, Satire | Tagged , , , , , , | 11 Comments

Climate Change Causes Vasectomies


I had not previously understood the potentials horrors. Surely, we need to show our empathy with all of humanity. Let’s help those who believe in anthropomorphic global smarming climate change do whatever they feel obliged to do to themselves. It’s … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Al Gore, Belief, Bill Whittle, Church of Global Warming, Climate change, Duty, Empathy, Global Warming, Humor, Libruls, Nonsense, Obama, PJ Media, Politics, Satire, United States, Vasectomy | Tagged , , , , , , | 6 Comments