Tag Archives: Satire

Satire (I hope) | Let’s repeal America’s Declaration of Independence and Constitution

Posted on 18 August 2017 by danmillerinpanama

The American Declaration of Independence was written by a vile slave owner, Thomas Jefferson of Virginia. The American Constitution was written, at least in part, by vile racists and other “America Firsters.” They tried, but fortunately failed, to prevent noncitizens … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitution, Contempt for America, Declaration of Independence, Satire | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments

Satire?| Obama Ratifies Treaty on Sharia Law

Posted on 4 September 2016 by danmillerinpanama

Having personally ratified the Iran Scam Treaty and the Climate Change Treaty with China, President Obama today met with Turkish, Saudi and Iranian heads of state to ratify a new treaty making Sharia Law binding in the United States. Please see … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate change, Countering violent Extremism, Death to America, Dignity, Executive Order, Freedom, Human rights, Iran scam, Iranian nukes, Islam - human rights, Islamic honor, Islamic supremacy, Islamisation, Obama's affinity for Islam, Obama's America, Satire, Saudi Arabia, Turkey | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Rabid Rats Disparaged, CAIR Threatens

Posted on 27 March 2016 by danmillerinpanama

The Council Against Inhumanity to Rodents (CAIR) today announced that even though not all of the millions of Rodents on Earth are Rats, and even though not all Rats are rabid, all rats are being mercilessly disparaged due to the … Continue reading →

Posted in CAIR, Islamophobia, Ratist rage, Ratophobia, Satire | Tagged , , , , | 3 Comments

Diversity training will bring peace through submission, Insha’Obama

Posted on 28 November 2015 by danmillerinpanama

Our most prestigious universities now require diversity training for everyone coddled by un-Islamic aberrations based on Christian, Jewish, sexist and white privilege. Obama, bravely leading as always from the front, will follow them to combat Islamophobic speech and thought which … Continue reading →

Posted in Allah, Asylum seekers, CAIR, Climate change, College days, Domestic policies, Eurabia, Foreign policy, Formerly Great Britain, Humor, Islam, Islamic Caliphate, Islamic immigration, Islamic supremacy, Islamophobia, Multicuralism, Obama's affinity for Islam, Obama's America, Satire, Sharia law | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Obama can defeat violent extremism with hugs and other treats for terrorists

Posted on 3 November 2015 by danmillerinpanama

Editor’s note: This is a guest post by my (imaginary) friend, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For … Continue reading →

Posted in Arms control, Democrats, Education, Executive Order, Foreign policy, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Iranian terror proxies, Islamic Jihad, Islamic State, Islamic supremacy, Obama and crime, Obama's America, Obama's legacy, Religion of death, Religion of peace, Right wing extremists, Satire, Violent extremism, VP Biden, White Supremacists | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

REDUX: President Obama Welcomes His New Muslim Brotherhood Bodyguards.

Posted on 5 October 2015 by danmillerinpanama

This is a redux of a satirical article I posted on February 18, 2013. It is based on the following theses advanced, overtly or sub silentio, by Imam Obama: Islam is the true Religion of Peace and seeks, for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Abbas, Antisemitism, Culture, Discrimination, Foreign policy, Humility, Humor, Insanity, Islamic Jihad, Islamic slaughter, Islamic supremacy, Islamists, Islamophobia, Israel, Jews, Media, Middle East, Muslim Brotherhood, Muslim Brotherhood Chorus, Netanyahu, Obama - rogue president, Obama's affinity for Islam, Obama's America, Palestine, Palestinian Authority, Palestinian heroes, Peace and Love, Polygamy, Religion, Religion of peace, Satire | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Short fiction | Jail or psychiatric treatment for Islamophobes

Posted on 29 September 2015 by danmillerinpanama

“Islamophobia” is a mental disorder evidenced by an insufficient understanding of Islam as the religion of peace. In the Age of Obama, Congress decreed that Islamophobia is a federal crime.  A few Republican extremists fought against the decree, but bipartisan … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Obama's America, Asylum, Beautiful women, Cultural differences, Culture of violence, Dishonor, Eurabia, Europe, European Union, Germany, Hate speech, Islamic immigration, Islamic Jihad, Islamic supremacy, Islamophobia, Middle East, Obama's America, Peace and Love, Political Correctness, Religion of peace, Satire, Sharia law, War on women | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Kim Jong-un has replaced John Boehner as Speaker of the House

Posted on 11 September 2015 by danmillerinpanama

We have met the enemy and it is us: we have become too tired to be effective and hence are becoming indifferent. The charade on Capitol Hill continues, and not only about the nuke “deal” with Iran. Will the carnival end before … Continue reading →

Posted in Abuse of Power, Boehner, Congress, Constitution, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Donald Trump, Executive Decree, Foreign policy, Free world, Hillary Clinton, Human rights, Humor, IAEA, Iran - side deals, Iran nuke inspections, Iran sanctions relief, Iran scam, Iranian military sites, Iranian missiles, Iranian nukes, Iranian terror proxies, Islam, Islamic supremacy, Islamists, Israel, John Kerry, Khamenei, Kim Jong-un, Korean nukes, Middle East, North Korea and Iran, North Korea's nukes, North Korean missiles, Nuclear weapon test, Obama, Obama - rogue president, Obama's America, Obama's legacy, P5+1, RINOs, Satire | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

Obama supports Iran’s self inspection

Posted on 20 August 2015 by danmillerinpanama

In an exclusive interview with the FARtz News Agency, President Obama today voiced firm support for any deal bewteen Iran and the International Atomic Energy Agency permitting Iran to know for sure what it hasn’t been doing at its alleged military … Continue reading →

Posted in Appeasement, Boehner, Congress, Diplomacy, Dishonor, Executive Decree, Foreign policy, Haaretz, Humor, IAEA, Iran - side deals, Iran nuke inspections, Iran sanctions relief, Iran scam, Iranian nukes, Israel, Khamenei, Libruls, Media, Netanyahu, Obama, Obama's America, Obama's legacy, P5+1, Right wing extremists, Satire, Ted Cruz | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

North Korea announces bold new peace plan

Posted on 16 August 2015 by danmillerinpanama

Editor’s note: This is a guest post by Kim Wu-hu, the highly respected director of North Korea’s Ministry of Everlasting Truth. She is variously believed to be Kim Jong-un’s sister or illegitimate daughter. Kim Jong-un (also known as Kim Chi-un), the … Continue reading →

Posted in Commander in Chief, Diplomacy, Executive Decree, Foreign policy, Great Hair, Humor, Iran scam, Israel, John Kerry, Kim Chi-un, Kim Jong-un, North Korea, Obama, Obama's America, Obama's legacy, P5+1, Peace in our time, Satire, U.S. Military | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments