Category Archives: Al Gore

Iran and Khamenei probably never existed.


What can one write about when there’s nothing new and interesting? Here’s an idea for a new conspiracy theory: Iran and Supreme Leader Khamenei are imaginary, created to distract us from real problems by giving us somebody and something to … Continue reading

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President Obama responds to North Korean invasion


Having been briefed by top security advisers about North Korea’s success in landing an astronaut on the Sun, President Obama today announced His decisive response. On January 21st, a satirical post “appeared at the Waterford Whisper News….” Mimicking typical North Korean propaganda, it proclaimed, … Continue reading

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Climate Change Causes Vasectomies


I had not previously understood the potentials horrors. Surely, we need to show our empathy with all of humanity. Let’s help those who believe in anthropomorphic global smarming climate change do whatever they feel obliged to do to themselves. It’s … Continue reading

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Impact on Unicorns to be Dispositive as to all Energy Projects


Finally, President Obama has seen the way, the truth and the light. Let all unicorns praise him, along with the little children! Help President Obama to save us! According to this article at National Review, President Obama may approve the … Continue reading

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President Obama’s Final Solution for the Zionist Problem


It ain’t easy being green. But the rewards can be many. Much of the information for this report was provided by one of my confidential informants on Middle Eastern affairs, Sheik Mohamed ali-Baba. In the interest of full disclosure, the … Continue reading

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Political Correctness is a Communicable Disease.


It is transmitted by hot air, a consequence of global warming (caused by deadly carbon emissions) not complained of by well known Climatologist St. Al the Gored. Libruls are the principal carriers and are also the most susceptible. Political correctness … Continue reading

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President Obama Has to Go (to Rio+20).


Ban Ki-moon says His presence is crucial. He cannot lightly reject this command of the entire World. The United Nations Conference on Sustainable Development (Rio+20) will be held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on June 20-22. It follows the important Rio+20 … Continue reading

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Climate change is the worst peril Mother Earth has ever faced.


It is everywhere and is the worst threat ever to everything. It is worse than all other horrors combined. Demon climate change must be killed.  If we don’t succeed — and Yes, We Can — the odds will soon become … Continue reading

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Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!


NOTE: This piece was written by my altar ego, Bishop Dan, and first published at Blog Critics on April 20, 2008. I have added two pertinent graphics and tried to correct a few obvious errors in places where Bishop Dan … Continue reading

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The Rio + 20 Summit will promote sustainable deterioration for all.


It does not go far enough. The much awaited Rio + 20 conference on sustainable development of good stuff for everyone calls for full participation ultimately (although not necessarily at the Summit itself) by all because Sustainable development requires major … Continue reading

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